Is she offering her shop up as a stop for hen parties of wools? That's the only way she'd get that many people in there.
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What does yer boi mean. She’s abar 40 not a 19 year old roadman
Bet they bought duck all. Would have loved to see them all come out probably ripping the prices she charges for shite and tat.There’s like 7 people. Hardly bleeping beating the doors down are they
The 10 customers in there probably broke the record for the amount of people in the shop at once. Not one video though of anyone actually sitting down and having a coffee/cake/gin, just empty tables in the background.
Tbf those cakes look nice but I’d rather eat the pigeon and seagull tit that’s probably going to be all over the tables, than buy anything off her
the shop off the League of Gentlemen
Seagull tit
don’t know why that made me laugh so much, true though, I used to go to Paolo and Donato’s cafe when it first opened and the little shitehawks would be snarling at everyone not to mention the fragrant aroma that gave Piss Alley its name. Carnarvon was better 
Another spelling mistake Jeff, surely that should say Summer Rimming 
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Another spelling mistake Jeff, surely that should say Summer Rimming
tell me more, tell me more, did you scran on his arsetell me more, tell me more why’s your hairline a farce
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Agree.
Shop of shite, pink coffee’s not right bu-ut oh oh that jawline’s a sight bam bam bam!im triggered
Why is the music always so loud, is she trying to entice people in by making them think it’s a club?
Tell me more, tell me more did you drop out in year four? I was thinking this it would totally put me off going in x
Also remember one of us saying if she had customers in she would deffo take a pic well finally she has had 4 people in and there’s the pic their is no way she’s ever had that many in before and only reason why is free gin!
It’s like those bars on Zante strip or somewhere where they would entice customers in by offering groups of birds free drinks which prob only cost a euro anyway and sit at a table near the front so customers would pass and go in under the illusion ‘it must be good as there’s people in there’
Or a 19 year old BAD MAN
Bad man ting! Arse gets scranned!Or a 19 year old BAD MAN
I reckon it’s either to drown out the fact that the shop is empty or to make the lesser spotted customers have to shout to each other so it sounds busy
She collected them on Friday so if they are still on sale tomorrow she should give them to some homeless people. Really they should be on greaseproof paper. Anyone seen a food hygiene certificate or sticker on the door?
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