Sausage caveI would rather wipe me arse with bone China than ever EVER EVER sit on chairs that she’s had her sausage cave on, no thank you x
Haha we both ran straight over here“Also, being a hypocrite after I shamed that fella in the gym the other week and jodeeeee joined in!”
This fucking bitch“Also, being a hypocrite after I shamed that fella in the gym the other week and jodeeeee joined in!”
More faces than the dockers clock that twat“Also, being a hypocrite after I shamed that fella in the gym the other week and jodeeeee joined in!”
Happy Friday DAB’sCan I just say I find myself drifting off in the middle of the day thinking of the DABs and I get into a fit of giggles and can’t explain myself, I start thinking of you lot and my train of thought goes something like arse scranning, Trunchbull, Piss Alley, Richmonds roasting on a Yankee Candle, safety dance, fruit machine, hairy fanny pen and now I have SAUSAGE CAVE in my head to interrupt my day.
happy friday dabs
I crease up now when my dad mentions the Carnarvon pub as it’s in Piss Alley. Tried to explain Tattle and SBP to him and despite never seeing the shop, he has put it into the cringe category with the ‘lern yerself Scouse’ book and that shop that used to be by the bogs in St Johns that had Scouse books. Confession time- I actually bought a Brookie book there called Sinbad’s Scrapbook for £1.99! Don’t know who remembers but around 1996 or so they released Brookie books, also had the Jimmy Corkhill story, cringeHappy Friday DAB’s
Same here, I was watching love island the other day and there was a Richmond sausage advert and I absolutely creased up.
love you all, you nasty nasty bastards x
Serious question. Is she on drugs?The fucking lopsided face of hers does my fucking head in!!
the fact that she thinks doing this with her mouth is even attractive makes me sick!!
Probably ket to lose weightSerious question. Is she on drugs?
As self aware as everThe irony of Jeff liking this Tweet is too much!
I want to know how her followers massively increased one day and how she got a gig writing for the Echo. Sarah I mean. I actually loved Steph when she wrote Handbag Vodka and was just Boobleyboo on twitter, she was actually engaging and witty. Are there actually any decent scouse instagrammers by the way (not meme accounts)be it fashion, food, lifestyle whatever? I can’t think of any! I remember the Echo tried to push some bird a few years ago, also called Steph, who had rainbow hair and turned out to be from Yorkshire or somewhere. Can one of the dabs please become an Instagrammer and do a nice balance of fashion, nightlife, humour, reminiscing about 90s bars, no mention of ‘beak’ or fanniesI see that my_brother_sarah is flogging co-parenting now - thought she was the voice for all SINGLE mums. Made me mind up on her now, she’s a twat
shes Still made a better do of all this insta thing than Jeff though so at least that’s something positive.
Rectal banquetingggg in a sausage caveOhh happy Friday DABsI’m howling as well at the stuff we come out with
Altogether now…
sausages rrooooasaatinggggg on a Yankee candle
I wish we were all real life mates
think that Sarah is only going on about co-parenting cos she kept getting called out about it in the comments on the echo siteI want to know how her followers massively increased one day and how she got a gig writing for the Echo. Sarah I mean. I actually loved Steph when she wrote Handbag Vodka and was just Boobleyboo on twitter, she was actually engaging and witty. Are there actually any decent scouse instagrammers by the way (not meme accounts)be it fashion, food, lifestyle whatever? I can’t think of any! I remember the Echo tried to push some bird a few years ago, also called Steph, who had rainbow hair and turned out to be from Yorkshire or somewhere. Can one of the dabs please become an Instagrammer and do a nice balance of fashion, nightlife, humour, reminiscing about 90s bars, no mention of ‘beak’ or fannies
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