Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

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MrsPurchase

MrsPurchase

Remember the diaries and calendars that were flying off the shelves? Now she’s giving them away with every purchase 😆
 
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TheGhostofShirleyBallas said:
Part of me hopes this is true, imagine the poor fellas face when Godzilla comes crashing in. "WANNA DIARY LAD?"
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Godzilla 😂
I wondered what that pic of her in the flowery dress and beetle crushers reminded me of. Although now I’m thinking of the Gorgs from Fraggle Rock if anyone is old enough to remember it!
 
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Tomi2015

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MrsPurchase said:
Remember the diaries and calendars that were flying off the shelves? Now she’s giving them away with every purchase 😆
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Buy some scouse turd gin and get a shite diary free. Would have come in handy last year when there was a bog roll shortage
 
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Asevithankstome

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Howdyhi said:
She’s getting the joiners in to build her coffee shop quicker because she’s realised that no one wants to shop in her overpriced house of tat after a year of being cooped in the house. Question, why on earth would you go to scousebird for coffee and gin when you could go to a bar or coffee house that specialises in their craft? Her shop looks like it’s marketed towards 11 year old girls but everything in the shop says bleep on it 😂 serious question, who is her demographic? Make it make sense Jeff.
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This. This!! All day long. It looks like a pocket money shop for little girls.
 
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Tomi2015

Tomi2015

Asevithankstome said:
This. This!! All day long. It looks like a pocket money shop for little girls.
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Howdyhi said:
She’s getting the joiners in to build her coffee shop quicker because she’s realised that no one wants to shop in her overpriced house of tat after a year of being cooped in the house. Question, why on earth would you go to scousebird for coffee and gin when you could go to a bar or coffee house that specialises in their craft? Her shop looks like it’s marketed towards 11 year old girls but everything in the shop says bleep on it 😂 serious question, who is her demographic? Make it make sense Jeff.
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The CEO’s of Costa and Starbucks must be shaking in their shoes...because Jeff is going to sell real hot chocolate hideously synthetic looking pink cups of shite
 
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StormSolitaire

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So many gorgeous cafes around Piss Alley too- Wake and Cate does fit Greek desserts, Bramleys is a lovely old school caff with nice puds, Paolo’s is proper Italian no messing with their barista knowledge, the oldies round there go the Shakespeare and Carnarvon. All those pink girly flower wall type caffs seem to have peaked in 2019 anyway and now is about minimalist aesthetic with greenery and wicker.
 
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Houseofscouse

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Howdyhi said:
She’s getting the joiners in to build her coffee shop quicker because she’s realised that no one wants to shop in her overpriced house of tat after a year of being cooped in the house. Question, why on earth would you go to scousebird for coffee and gin when you could go to a bar or coffee house that specialises in their craft? Her shop looks like it’s marketed towards 11 year old girls but everything in the shop says bleep on it 😂 serious question, who is her demographic? Make it make sense Jeff.
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Especially when wake and Cate and that little Italian place on corner selling better cakes/coffee. I'd pick M&S cafe over that UnIqUe PiNk LaTtE. I can imagine all the 'prins' wanting a selfie next to that flower mural and Tree full of shite 🙄

StormSolitaire said:
So many gorgeous cafes around Piss Alley too- Wake and Cate does fit Greek desserts, Bramleys is a lovely old school caff with nice puds, Paolo’s is proper Italian no messing with their barista knowledge, the oldies round there go the Shakespeare and Carnarvon. All those pink girly flower wall type caffs seem to have peaked in 2019 anyway and now is about minimalist aesthetic with greenery and wicker.
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Ooops just seen this sorry wasn't plagiarising Gov!

StormSolitaire said:
So many gorgeous cafes around Piss Alley too- Wake and Cate does fit Greek desserts, Bramleys is a lovely old school caff with nice puds, Paolo’s is proper Italian no messing with their barista knowledge, the oldies round there go the Shakespeare and Carnarvon. All those pink girly flower wall type caffs seem to have peaked in 2019 anyway and now is about minimalist aesthetic with greenery and wicker.
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Ooops just seen this sorry wasn't plagiarising Gov!
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Talking shite again I see 😴 ‘fart on him and get off’ no wonder she hasn’t got a fella
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She knocks me sick 🤢
 
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Asevithankstome

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StormSolitaire said:
So many gorgeous cafes around Piss Alley too- Wake and Cate does fit Greek desserts, Bramleys is a lovely old school caff with nice puds, Paolo’s is proper Italian no messing with their barista knowledge, the oldies round there go the Shakespeare and Carnarvon. All those pink girly flower wall type caffs seem to have peaked in 2019 anyway and now is about minimalist aesthetic with greenery and wicker.
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2019 is up to date for her
 
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Howdyhi said:
She’s getting the joiners in to build her coffee shop quicker because she’s realised that no one wants to shop in her overpriced house of tat after a year of being cooped in the house. Question, why on earth would you go to scousebird for coffee and gin when you could go to a bar or coffee house that specialises in their craft? Her shop looks like it’s marketed towards 11 year old girls but everything in the shop says bleep on it 😂 serious question, who is her demographic? Make it make sense Jeff.
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Came on to say this!
 
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TheGhostofShirleyBallas

I've still not gotten into town to see how long the queue is for Scouse Bird Shod, but I did see NMH getting out her car in Litherland earlier.

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