Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

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I am eagerly waiting for her to repost all those selfies I feel like the post was more of a beg... If you see me please come and ask for a photo
 
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I’ve just legged it’s here to say about her lying in bed wearing the outfit she’s been rolling round a fucking field in. Fuckin minty must stink off sweat BO ciggy smoke disco fanny stale ale urghhh perish the thought

why isn’t she getting up on a bank hol to take her kid out or spend the day in the house playing baking making a den etc

And that coffee I’ve had a sleepless night over line of duty and I’m fucked but I’d rather walk round like a zombie all day than touch a ‘glass of PINK COFFEE’
 
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Tbf she probably did get recognised.... recognised as the ONLY living human that would wear those HORRIFIC blue sunglasses.

She has the worst dress sense I have ever seen. Period.
 
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Isn't she a proper screff! The way she is so open about it as well, honestly baffles me! Ugh.

You wouldn't think she had a child it's mind boggling. Couldn't cope with that fridge she is a sheow
 
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Imagine going on about how you’ve made a mil then showing off sneaking a miniature into a gig She could spend all her dollar behind the bar, you know being as the entertainment industry is on its arse after this past year
Came here to say this she’s fucking embarrassing
 
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All those selfies with people.... not seen 1 of them!
 
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She was clearly off her face yesterday, state of it! Wonder if those drinks prevent comedowns!
 
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She probably hasn’t got a hangover because she’s still spangled.
Probably bang on.

Also when you’re in your mid thirties it’s a bit early in the day to declare yourself hangover free. In my experience older you get, the later in the day the hangovers kick in...
 
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Wonder when she’s opening her coffee bar in the shop? Come get ya farmfoods Koffee! Tenner a cup in a Fuck The Tories mug. Sit outside and watch people walk by to a good shop, like oxfam
 
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She does my head in y’know because I really did used to like her, even after she “revealed” herself, and I think I can pinpoint the change right when she got divorced. She did a complete 180 and turned into some absolute desperado part time ma and her content became absolutely abysmal. It’s like the divorce changed her.

Oh and I once held open a door for her and her mates and they barged in without even looking at me or saying thank you. So that didn’t help. Kip of all of them thinking they’re someone. The mean girls of Liverpool thinking everyone loves them when actually everyone hates them
 
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Was she in bed this morning wearing yesterday’s outfit? Oh my god, can’t say I’ve never woken up in clothes from the night before but I defo wouldn’t want anyone knowing about it!
 
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Was she in bed this morning wearing yesterday’s outfit? Oh my god, can’t say I’ve never woken up in clothes from the night before but I defo wouldn’t want anyone knowing about it!
Same I’ve been in some absolute states but I ALWAYS at least put some PJs on and rub a face wipe over my eyes even if it’s 5 in the morning
 
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Same, I can’t believe I used to think well of this person. It makes me wonder was she always a twat and we just didn’t notice or did she become a twat during the divorce.

it all went to shit when she shagged that Jake. Thread 1 tried to warn her as well. Tattle is not the enemy hun.
 
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Totally agree with this! The turning point for me was the emotionless ‘my marriage is over’ video and then begging for dick pics the day after!

And yes shagging Jake sent her further down in my estimation!! What a whopper!
 
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Remember when she said Cora won the womb lottery then proudly shows us all that manky fridge with not even a sausage for a kid
 
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So inspiring... I would rather smash my career ‘5 days a week’ than be a cam girl Jeff and have pics out there of me I have no control over.

Sure she was on her own there with her little Jimmy Krankie friend chanting Jeremy Corbyn. Still amazes why she’s still bumming a fella who looks like a cross between a scrotum and the High Sparrow from Game of Thrones.
That girl literally looks like someone’s Nan . Can someone come and get Nana Zoe please from the tent, she’s in danger of breaking a hip.

Tbf she probably did get recognised.... recognised as the ONLY living human that would wear those HORRIFIC blue sunglasses.

She has the worst dress sense I have ever seen. Period.
Why has she gone on about it on multiple stories. ‘I GeT rEcOgNiZeD mE’. Absolute meff. Feel absolutely ashamed for her. She stinks of desperation.
 
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