I think even she realised what a cunt she sounded when she opened with the Spanish... she looked down and took a minute before carrying on, to me it was like the way you do when you wave and say hello to someone in the street then realise it’s not who you thought it was and you want the earth to swallow you upWhat’s with the blag Spanish. Jib off trying to sound cultural Jeff.
To be honest, to me it looked like she was giving it the “I’ll give you a moment to go to Google translate” smugness from recalling a GCSE Spanish phrase.I think even she realised what a cunt she sounded when she opened with the Spanish... she looked down and took a minute before carrying on, to me it was like the way you do when you wave and say hello to someone in the street then realise it’s not who you thought it was and you want the earth to swallow you up
Hahaha I was just about to say that. She was probably looking at google translate on her phoneTo be honest, to me it looked like she was giving it the “I’ll give you a moment to go to Google translate” smugness from recalling a GCSE Spanish phrase.
Did you see her follow up to that one? About licking her muffin and handing her a McMuffinHahaha I was just about to say that. She was probably looking at google translate on her phone
And a big crusty arse to snack on
Muffin?? More like a stale, mouldy loafDid you see her follow up to that one? About licking her muffin and handing her a McMuffin
That is very, very likely tbf. She is that level of arrogant and over confident. Personally, I wanted the ground to swallow me up for having witnessed it. *cringe*To be honest, to me it looked like she was giving it the “I’ll give you a moment to go to Google translate” smugness from recalling a GCSE Spanish phrase.
Any pink lattes? Or does our Jeff have the unenviable monopoly on them?Well just as she's trying to open a cafe... There's a fabulous new Instagrammable cafe in development over on Tithebarn St. An actual proper cafe with food hygiene measures and no cunt mugs. Opening next month, we must pay a visit, dabs
She has the monopoly on all things pink: pink hot chocolate, pink lattes, pink eye....Any pink lattes? Or does our Jeff have the unenviable monopoly on them?
Found the perfect sign for herWell just as she's trying to open a cafe... There's a fabulous new Instagrammable cafe in development over on Tithebarn St. An actual proper cafe with food hygiene measures and no cunt mugs. Opening next month, we must pay a visit, dabs
Average like just over 500 when she’s got 110k followers....1% engagement rate. This is why she doesn’t work with any major brands.
What did you use to look at this? Be interesting to look at other “influencer” accounts1% engagement rate. This is why she doesn’t work with any major brands.
Like them noodles ya put in the fryer and they crackle and go all over the placeHer hair looks like it was put in a deep fat fryer for 20 mins. Snapped and flat
Does she not realise that some DABs on here work in town and can call her out on her "my shop is sooooo busy" bullshit at the drop of a hat? Ignorance is bliss JeffI walked past 20 minutes ago. There was one girl in there browsing. Town is busy and the only queues I seen were for H&M home and Primark. Everywhere else is normal. Don’t believe for one second that she had a queue.
Random fellas on IG's pink puckered arseholes.....She has the monopoly on all things pink: pink hot chocolate, pink lattes, pink eye....
I've just done my own on the Tanke site (I'm not an influencer per se, but it's a big part of my working profile). Mine is at 8%, which I'm thrilled with. Industry goal for decent paid partnerships is 10%. 1% is why no agent will touch her.What did you use to look at this? Be interesting to look at other “influencer” accounts
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