- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Hahahaha I told you didn’t I she’d be giving the bullshit about people asking about her outfit...hi Jeff
just duck right off with the lies and the photoshop
just duck right off with the lies and the photoshop
Attachments
I used to love a shirt/ knitted tanktop combo around 1995 when every page in Sugar and Bliss, not to mention the cast of Clueless was in them. I looked daft though as I was just into my teens and trying to dress like a woman but was abar 6 stone and the great fashion empires of Storm, Solitaire, Kumar Bros and the mighty Smartell back then only seemed to start at a size 10 and no effing way was I going to Tammy Girl in year 9 
I’m not a slavish follower of fashion anymore, if I like something I’ll wear it so honest not sarcastic question to DABs- is the style back in fashion?
I’m not a slavish follower of fashion anymore, if I like something I’ll wear it so honest not sarcastic question to DABs- is the style back in fashion?
Well I’ve honestly never seen anyone in the street or any fashion bloggers wearing anything like thatI used to love a shirt/ knitted tanktop combo around 1995 when every page in Sugar and Bliss, not to mention the cast of Clueless was in them. I looked daft though as I was just into my teens and trying to dress like a woman but was abar 6 stone and the great fashion empires of Storm, Solitaire, Kumar Bros and the mighty Smartell back then only seemed to start at a size 10 and no effing way was I going to Tammy Girl in year 9
I’m not a slavish follower of fashion anymore, if I like something I’ll wear it so honest not sarcastic question to DABs- is the style back in fashion?
I actually like the shirt on its own 
I’m a sucker for anything with cute animals on
Why is she stood at a 45 degree angle tho
I’m a sucker for anything with cute animals on Why is she stood at a 45 degree angle tho
She always does stand like that. Like she’s dying for a titI actually like the shirt on its own
Why is she stood at a 45 degree angle tho
Haha legged it here to say the same thingHahahaha I told you didn’t I she’d be giving the bullshit about people asking about her outfit...hi Jeff
just duck right off with the lies and the photoshop
Fantastic recap 
laughed my head off!
Can I also add to it?
“she was gifted a crappy Valentine’s chocolate heart for Cora with the word SLUT across it”
laughed my head off!Can I also add to it?
“she was gifted a crappy Valentine’s chocolate heart for Cora with the word SLUT across it”
I've seen the sleeveless knits on Zara and H&M but the insta fashionista crowd make them look good usually have a plain shirt tucked in to trousers. Jeff tends to buy into trends but can't excute the look properlyI used to love a shirt/ knitted tanktop combo around 1995 when every page in Sugar and Bliss, not to mention the cast of Clueless was in them. I looked daft though as I was just into my teens and trying to dress like a woman but was abar 6 stone and the great fashion empires of Storm, Solitaire, Kumar Bros and the mighty Smartell back then only seemed to start at a size 10 and no effing way was I going to Tammy Girl in year 9
I’m not a slavish follower of fashion anymore, if I like something I’ll wear it so honest not sarcastic question to DABs- is the style back in fashion?
HOW DID I FORGET THAT??!!! Defo lost a few DAB points thereFantastic recap
Can I also add to it?
“she was gifted a crappy Valentine’s chocolate heart for Cora with the word SLUT across it”
. It won’t let me edit it now - as Jeff’s £5 Freddo’s would say “soz Abar me” 
The kip of her in that coat belt and sunglasses. I just can’t.
@Beepbeepfiat500 that recap I’m nominating you for the Booker prize 2021 beep.... STUPENDOUS WORK 
I’m nominating you for the Booker prize 2021 beep.... STUPENDOUS WORK Those pens are bleeping criminal
Last edited:
Like a lot of the tit she either does in her life or sells in her little shop of horrors I find myself asking, Just why.....I mean honestly just why?! Sorry I’m grumpy as duck here as I have a day case procedure tomorrow and currently nil by mouth
still not that hungry I’d pay a fiver for a Cadbury’s thoughThe I have a hairy fanny pens are on Love Layla for £2.50 each (you know that other page who makes memes and cards with bleep and flaps in) and get this- they are a whopping 8 for £10 on a page called bantercards- they have other delightful slogans about genitalia too, not just hairy fannies
Absolutely Fabulous darling sweetie darling sweetie sweetie *air kisses*TLDR .... feel free to add anything I’ve missed DABs...
Recap
“Previously on ScouseTurd blogs......” (dramatic music plays in the distance)
Below is a summery of the main points from previous threads and some more up to date ones ... some of which which i definitely did copy and paste from the Lord and Saviour of summaries @Sosig
Tweets found on her Boobleyboo account showing classic Tory voter behaviour (attached).
Her YouTube channel has resurfaced and a video in particular that rips her ex Paddy to shreds yet makes out the sun shines out of Paul’s arse “Two years later we’re married with a baby” yet came on Thread 1 telling the OGs that her and Paul slept in separate bedrooms long before Cora was born - She was pregnant when they got married
- Queen of conflicting information.
Another video has resurfaced which featured a collab with River Island where she ripped a couple of naturally beautiful girls to shreds and did them up for Aintree.
She’s desperate for a River Island sponsor. Tags them in her photoshopped knickers photos and stonewashed continental flares “vive la Crosby”
Her latest house project is a Love Island garden which will be more than likely gifted. Still no updates on this one?!
Jeff had a touch of main character syndrome and decided to eat out alone *puts hair behind ear and pouts*
She gave her 4 year old daughter a canvas painting of her for Christmas, the DABs think it was gifted. Get the child some barbies ffs. She also gave her a piñata of her own face to bash her own skull in for sweets....Ted Bundy would be proud!
The DABs have found some classic blogs whereby Jeff referred to Gin as the “devils juice” and told the internet that she doesn’t care what people eat for their tea - despite her having that travel and scran page which is wall to wall salmon, Big Mac pasta and garlic fry lite. Her and her social bubble *cough* (jakes ma) take it in turns to take basic ingredients and make a meal over a Yankee candle. Remember the anaemic richmonds?!
Also she stocks all the gin in the world at her new shop because it’s no longer the devils juice apparently....
There was potential confirmation that Paul was Cora’s primary carer as he was bragging all over social media how many times Cora has banged her head - then got his greasy bobble in a twist again.
Jeff is now a self proclaimed mixologist and mixes cocktails in the bath and in bed, naming them after classics but not using the same ingredients.
Jeff has to feel her copious mugs on the bedside table to see which is her fresh cuppa.
Also has personalised “Scouse” dairy milk and toblerones in the shop of Shite....£5 for the equivalent of a Freddo! “SELLING OUT DAILY”
Nikki man Ed scared mankind by revealing she had 44 inch legs - I for one am terrified.
Crimes against fashion on a daily basis yet represents Liverpool:
-lambanana earrings - dustier than a Dusty ass witch
The hula-hoop/ curtain ring/ Elizabeth duke earrings - were still not over those! Mr T would pity the fool!
The zebra shirt/tank top combination (abomination more like)
Thinks she invented slogans
The weird cloud in the new shop and a Christmas tree and flamingo. Claims to be open for just click and collect but the door says open?
A feminist society wrote an open letter to her in 2014 calling her out.
Steph likes to portray the positive vibes only and #BeKind approach when:
She takes pride in the fact that her tweet about Claudia Winkleman making it to the Head & Shoulders advert.
Took the piss out of Caroline Flack when she was alive posting a selfie captioning it “Caroline Flack without the DV” when Caroline tragically died she was all for getting the trolls when she was one herself and promoted Claire’s Law when she got played by Badman Ting. Jumped on the Meghan & Harry bandwagon. Was told about herself in the comments....just waiting for the face masks and piñatas
Sent her child to school during a national lockdown using her fathers key worker status whilst she “essentially” took trips to town and formby pinewoods and sat on her arse.
Creating Circle of Show up publicly shaming people who were going to Aintree and weren’t in Mark Melia dresses.
Shared a photo of Lauren Goodger and called it “circle of shame celebrity edition”
DABs & new members:
Let’s keep this a fun community, throughout the threads we have built a proper boss bond and intended corrections to people’s comments to make them look silly are not appreciated - let’s not make the thread cliquey because certain people want to chime in and make a point of who knows more personally about certain things it only creates a divide and awkwardness. It’s a gossip and tea forum, not mastermind
For new members
Steff/Stefanny/Jeff - Steph
#WheresCora - Self explanatory, where is she?
DAB - Scouse Twitter refer to us as Dusty Ass witches
Paul - Steph’s Ex husband
Jake - Steph’s rebound who she did the podcast with.
Jakes Ma/Ma Cureton - Steph’s apparent social bubble despite only being with Jake 5 minutes in 2019 and all the other brothers seem to ponce off her.
Badman Ting - Twitter casa nova who had her and the majority of Twitter off and claimed to be a doctor. Steph doxxed him and told the world he works for Specsavers.
Fat Rowe - Adam Rowe “comedian”
NMH- her BFG mate Nicki manhead
#WheresCora
oh and used to vote Tory despite supposedly being the biggest plastic socialist in the world ever!
Lied about going to her former school to do a talk on bullying when she’s one of the biggest bullies going!
The DAB’s sussed her out and the post was deleted by Jeff faster than NMH can run with her 44” monster legs.
The school was informed!
Attachments
hope it all goes well love, be thinking of you xxxLike a lot of the tit she either does in her life or sells in her little shop of horrors I find myself asking, Just why.....I mean honestly just why?! Sorry I’m grumpy as duck here as I have a day case procedure tomorrow and currently nil by mouth
- Status