TLDR .... feel free to add anything I’ve missed DABs...
Recap
“Previously on ScouseTurd blogs......” (dramatic music plays in the distance)
Below is a summery of the main points from previous threads and some more up to date ones ... some of which which i definitely did copy and paste from the Lord and Saviour of summaries
@Sosig 
Tweets found on her Boobleyboo account showing classic Tory voter behaviour (attached).
Her YouTube channel has resurfaced and a video in particular that rips her ex Paddy to shreds yet makes out the sun shines out of Paul’s arse “Two years later we’re married with a baby” yet came on Thread 1 telling the OGs that her and Paul slept in separate bedrooms long before Cora was born - She was pregnant when they got married
- Queen of conflicting information.
Another video has resurfaced which featured a collab with River Island where she ripped a couple of naturally beautiful girls to shreds and did them up for Aintree.
She’s desperate for a River Island sponsor. Tags them in her photoshopped knickers photos and stonewashed continental flares “vive la Crosby”
Her latest house project is a Love Island garden which will be more than likely gifted. Still no updates on this one?!
Jeff had a touch of main character syndrome and decided to eat out alone *puts hair behind ear and pouts*
She gave her 4 year old daughter a canvas painting of her for Christmas, the DABs think it was gifted. Get the child some barbies ffs. She also gave her a piñata of her own face to bash her own skull in for sweets....Ted Bundy would be proud!
The DABs have found some classic blogs whereby Jeff referred to Gin as the “devils juice” and told the internet that she doesn’t care what people eat for their tea - despite her having that travel and scran page which is wall to wall salmon, Big Mac pasta and garlic fry lite. Her and her social bubble *cough* (jakes ma) take it in turns to take basic ingredients and make a meal over a Yankee candle. Remember the anaemic richmonds?!
Also she stocks all the gin in the world at her new shop because it’s no longer the devils juice apparently....
There was potential confirmation that Paul was Cora’s primary carer as he was bragging all over social media how many times Cora has banged her head - then got his greasy bobble in a twist again.
Jeff is now a self proclaimed mixologist and mixes cocktails in the bath and in bed, naming them after classics but not using the same ingredients.
Jeff has to feel her copious mugs on the bedside table to see which is her fresh cuppa.
Also has personalised “Scouse” dairy milk and toblerones in the shop of Shite....£5 for the equivalent of a Freddo! “SELLING OUT DAILY”
Nikki man Ed scared mankind by revealing she had 44 inch legs - I for one am terrified.
Crimes against fashion on a daily basis yet represents Liverpool:
-lambanana earrings - dustier than a Dusty ass bitch
The hula-hoop/ curtain ring/ Elizabeth duke earrings - were still not over those! Mr T would pity the fool!
The zebra shirt/tank top combination (abomination more like)
Thinks she invented slogans
The weird cloud in the new shop and a Christmas tree and flamingo. Claims to be open for just click and collect but the door says open?
A feminist society wrote an open letter to her in 2014 calling her out.
Steph likes to portray the positive vibes only and #BeKind approach when:
She takes pride in the fact that her tweet about Claudia Winkleman making it to the Head & Shoulders advert.
Took the piss out of Caroline Flack when she was alive posting a selfie captioning it “Caroline Flack without the DV” when Caroline tragically died she was all for getting the trolls when she was one herself and promoted Claire’s Law when she got played by Badman Ting. Jumped on the Meghan & Harry bandwagon. Was told about herself in the comments....just waiting for the face masks and piñatas
Sent her child to school during a national lockdown using her fathers key worker status whilst she “essentially” took trips to town and formby pinewoods and sat on her arse.
Creating Circle of Show up publicly shaming people who were going to Aintree and weren’t in Mark Melia dresses.
Shared a photo of Lauren Goodger and called it “circle of shame celebrity edition”
DABs & new members:
Let’s keep this a fun community, throughout the threads we have built a proper boss bond and intended corrections to people’s comments to make them look silly are not appreciated - let’s not make the thread cliquey because certain people want to chime in and make a point of who knows more personally about certain things it only creates a divide and awkwardness. It’s a gossip and tea forum, not mastermind
For new members
Steff/Stefanny/Jeff - Steph
#WheresCora - Self explanatory, where is she?
DAB - Scouse Twitter refer to us as Dusty Ass Bitches
Paul - Steph’s Ex husband
Jake - Steph’s rebound who she did the podcast with.
Jakes Ma/Ma Cureton - Steph’s apparent social bubble despite only being with Jake 5 minutes in 2019 and all the other brothers seem to ponce off her.
Badman Ting - Twitter casa nova who had her and the majority of Twitter off and claimed to be a doctor. Steph doxxed him and told the world he works for Specsavers.
Fat Rowe - Adam Rowe “comedian”
NMH- her BFG mate Nicki manhead
#WheresCora
oh and used to vote Tory despite supposedly being the biggest plastic socialist in the world ever!
Lied about going to her former school to do a talk on bullying when she’s one of the biggest bullies going!
The DAB’s sussed her out and the post was deleted by Jeff faster than NMH can run with her 44” monster legs.
The school was informed!
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) in the comments laughing touched a nerve. I’ve noticed tonight, might be a coincidence but Carla Lane rescue centre have posted a long... almost response to that post tonight on Facebook, not named her or the original person who put the tweet out or anything, but fair play to them for explaining things. Sorry for the rant everyone 
