She doesn’t know the kid or know what to do with her so I think if someone offers her something free she’s like great that’ll be hilarious but she just falls flat on her arse as usual. She’s on something, cos that’s not normal
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I still cannot get my head around it, a piñata of her own daughters head for Cora to smash in and no doubt smell flange plastic face also smashed in! She really does need reporting to childrens services. I have said it in a previous post, Cora is going to grow up been bullied and fucked in the head because of her, no doubt she will end up with no education and on drugs. Her mum is a terrible mother.
It is just mad isn’t it.
Jeff: “Here you go Cora got gifted a boss prezzie for you”.
Cora: “Oh wow thank you so much, what is it?”.
Jeff: “Well it’s piñata and you’re basically gonna take this rolling pin and twit an image of your own face till it’s beaten up and then some Swizzles and Fruit Salads come out of the depiction of yourself with an exploded head”.
Cora: “...............when am I going back to daddy’s”
Jeff: “Oh thank god thought you were never gonna ask”
It’s so true!!!! Yet another example of if it not being so fucked up it would be funny from Jeff
Cora "But mummy I don't want to hit my face to get sweets out"
Jeff "Just do it you annoying little witch!"
Cora "But mummy why, I don't want to!" (crying uncontrollably!)
Jeff "Shut the duck up and do it, oh hang on let me take some photos and videos for social media!"
Cora "Mummy I hate you I want to go back to daddies!"
Jess "I fuckin hate you, do this and piss off back to your daddies, I am only doing this to get more likes on insta"
Jeff "Just do it you annoying little witch!"
Cora "But mummy why, I don't want to!" (crying uncontrollably!)
Jeff "Shut the duck up and do it, oh hang on let me take some photos and videos for social media!"
Cora "Mummy I hate you I want to go back to daddies!"
Jess "I fuckin hate you, do this and piss off back to your daddies, I am only doing this to get more likes on insta"
That is actually one of the worst things she has ever done. What the duck was going through her mind when she thought that was a good idea. Very troubling indeed
What gets me though, surely her dedicated followers are now going no hang on, wtf girl? Its child abuse. My kid has been a little fucker these past few days so imagine me bringing him home later and telling him to smash his own face in for some sweets. He’d have a breakdown
Seriously why though? How bleeping cringey are these...trying to sell a £1 bar of chocolate for a fiver. What the duck is she on?
Attachments
Daylight robbery
TORY bleep
Cora at Easter...mum have you got me some Easter eggs?
Jeff....no you’re getting a tit load of dairy milk bars that I couldn’t sell because of the absolute shite phrases I got printed on them and then tried to rip people off
Jeff....no you’re getting a tit load of dairy milk bars that I couldn’t sell because of the absolute shite phrases I got printed on them and then tried to rip people off
When I was younger, my mum would threaten me with going to my dads to live with him as punishment.
Saying to Cora, right you’re going back your dads must be bliss to her little ears!
I swear to god if chuck bass bought me me that absolute princess chocolate I would punch his bleeping head in
Scally dairy milk to go with her scally keyrings and scally pens. Actually mortified for her!
Honestly never got this grey trackie thing at all
Me neither. She’s a proper scal
Cadbury’s are drawing up a cease and desist as we speak!
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