Scousebird blogs #11 Rent a daughter, rent a mate, Jeff has every narcissistic trait!

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SpiceWeasel

Off topic sorry but I just said to my fella that I need to take my acrylics off with the nail shop being closed but am not mentally prepared for it, he was like why, is it painful??? No it’s just a takes fucking forever

You’ll know when I’ve done it cos it I’ll just look like I’m mashing the keyboard with my palm on here and reacting to all your posts inappropriately
 
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Howarewe

You always end up doing one hand properly then loosing patience and ragging the others off the other hand. I had to last night. One hand is sore the other ok
 
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TheGhostofShirleyBallas

You wouldn't believe it. I think she honestly convinces herself that she's in the right about these things, forgetting that those she owes have bills and families too. She's a cretin.
 
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SpiceWeasel

Howarewe said:
You always end up doing one hand properly then loosing patience and ragging the others off the other hand. I had to last night. One hand is sore the other ok
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I’m gonna try and wait until Saturday and sit there watching a film doing it in the afternoon I always try and slice them off with one nail after I get one free vowed after growing my own nails during lockdown I’d keep them natural and just get gel but nooooo
 
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HarderFaster

I wonder what Steph’s mates who like to wank on online about how Mao’s purge of landlords was the best moment in history feel about Steph being a landlord and bragging about how much property she owns online.

What happened to property is theft, hey?
 
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12055584

All the emojis....
 
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MrsPurchase

Yeah, Jeff what would Corbyn say?
 
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Tealicious2020

Beepbeepfiat500 said:
Honestly don’t know if I’ll ever get over the 3 of them taking the kid to school on her first day!! @Tealicious2020 ....thanks for the tea and the PTSD love

Gives a whole new meaning to 3 meffs and a little lady
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Anytime she pops up on my feed it’s the first image that comes to my head, I honestly think I need counselling. I mean there’s ‘co-parenting’ and then there’s fucking a kid up for life
 
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OliveOil2020

New thread suggestion: Lithuanian test means she bends the rule. With an essential offy, no need to home school

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New thread suggestion: Lithuanian test means she bends the rule. With an essential offy, no need to home school
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I failed DABs- it needs to refer to the

Doorway poops and bending the rule. An essential offy, means no need to home school
 
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Yerma

I’m going to watch the second episode of desperate scouse wives in a minute. I’m just doing my 3 Hail Marys first.
 
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Scousebird0924

Omg I love it

What no badman ting

NorthernBelle said:
After finishing my long shift at the mill I’ve arrived home to find this on my doorstep
Looks like my daughters bought a sb diary, she’ll be severely reprimanded when she gets in from work She’ll never make a dab at this rate
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Lock the doors and don’t let her in!! Does it smell of fish and arsehole?
 
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Blair-Waldorf

Thread suggestion time

scousebird blogs #12 who had an eartha kitt outside the essential offy?

I literally can’t think of a rhyming one but we need the fact someone had a steaming shite outside the shop in the thread title
 
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Tomi2015

Why oh why didn’t someone write Scouse turd next to the dump they took
 
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