Paul under the patio.
I love how we've gone for slagging Jeff to comparing ages, leg lengths, 90s nights out, and now we've got a DAB commune in the pipeline. 10s all round.
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I love how we've gone for slagging Jeff to comparing ages, leg lengths, 90s nights out, and now we've got a DAB commune in the pipeline. 10s all round.
She'll be bleeping fewming. She wore that hoodie today especially. Cue posts about eating arse and manky bedroom stories later or tomorrow morning to get tattle all worked up.
Also I don't know if it's it an age or a heavy boob thing - I've never noticed it before - but wrapping presents is KILLING my back. I've had to stop for some paracetamol and a cup of tea.
I hate wrapping presents, find it a nightmare with my acrylic nails I always end up piercing the paper and can’t find the end of the bastard sellotape. Considering not wrapping anything next year and saying it’s on environmental grounds but actually I just can’t be arsedShe'll be bleeping fewming. She wore that hoodie today especially. Cue posts about eating arse and manky bedroom stories later or tomorrow morning to get tattle all worked up.
Also I don't know if it's it an age or a heavy boob thing - I've never noticed it before - but wrapping presents is KILLING my back. I've had to stop for some paracetamol and a cup of tea.
PS if youse are all wondering what the weird noise is it’s me swearing loudly and my sewing machine going into overdrive cos I thought it would be cute to make bags for the females in my family and my in laws. Ducking sick to death of them they can all have a Boots 3 for 2 next year
thats such a lovely idea though! I wish I was that organised or talented. That GCSE textiles was wasted on me, wouldn’t even know how to turn a machine on now and I just get the iron on labels for the kids uniformsI hate wrapping presents, find it a nightmare with my acrylic nails I always end up piercing the paper and can’t find the end of the bastard sellotape. Considering not wrapping anything next year and saying it’s on environmental grounds but actually I just can’t be arsed
PS if youse are all wondering what the weird noise is it’s me swearing loudly and my sewing machine going into overdrive cos I thought it would be cute to make bags for the females in my family and my in laws. Ducking sick to death of them they can all have a Boots 3 for 2 next year
Doesn’t look like she’s picked up Cora from paul’s mums her nans yet, probably won’t see her til the new year depending on what bubble she chooses.
Rank wooly cardy, hideous tin foil hoody and matching mask. Seeing as she has loads of people asking where the hoody is from, can you DAB queens please report when you’ve spotted one being worn in public?
I can’t report as I’m not really going out. You know, due to a pandemic. Not like this selfish twit
Very good point
I am hoping they are appreciatedthats such a lovely idea though! I wish I was that organised or talented. That GCSE textiles was wasted on me, wouldn’t even know how to turn a machine on now and I just get the iron on labels for the kids uniforms
should have just asked Jeff if I could have discount on a job lot of bleep mugs 
Do have to wonder if Dr Nick went to get a test before she went off getting bladdered in town the other week, or when she’s mixing in more bubbles than the imperial leather factory or when she’s having important ‘business meetings’ out with fat rowe or when she’s rushing round Merseyside getting the last of the gin like it’s the last hour on the scavenger hunt task in the apprentice
I think if it is seen worn it’ll be the equivalent of the pensioners wearing the wolf fleeces round Morrison’s
Ps I’ve just changed my name. I was liverpoolgal x
Dr Nick and the apprentice!!
I wonder if you start at wolf and get promoted to tigers??!Wolf fleeces
What is it that makes you wake up one day and buy one of them
I’m going with old Ma Cureton
She can get a Christmas dinner cooked on the radiator
Bonus points too if you have a 4x4 and have a wolf cover on the spare tyre on the backI wonder if you start at wolf and get promoted to tigers??!
She’s got it on the go already
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screaming here!!!!!Bonus points too if you have a 4x4 and have a wolf cover on the spare tyre on the back
She’s got it on the go already
She’ll have the kettle on low boil for the pigs in blankets
Fuckin howling at Dr Nick
Am surprised shes not gettin another test from Lithuania, ya know as that was soooooo good last time it's prob tHe OnLY ONe sHe trUsTs
She's already half cooked it for Xmas day.....oh wait she's actually FULLY cooked it ready for Xmas day.....fuckin thing is still clucking, nice one Ma CuretonShe’s got it on the go already
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