Totally forgot about my Yankee candle yesterday when I was stressing over all the timings I well could have freed up some room in the oven there
did make myself laugh when I was flapping and opened the dishwasher instead of the oven to put a tray of stuffing in 
hope you all had a lovely day yesterday my heads banging I was on the Prosecco by 11:30amSounds idealAfternoon DABs how are we all
The fuckin KIPPPPPP of that roast. The sausages in the PIB are still oinking on the plate
I feel like I’ve been bleeping ran over, I’m not even rough just absolutely knackered Yeah why are they green? To be fair she probably breathed on them.
That stuffing made me audibly gasp. tit stuffing is just not acceptable, especially at Xmas. We ordered our food to be delivered (nothing fancy but no way was I doing Xmas shop this year) but I did go buy M&S stuffing (need to try make my own) sprouts and a couple do other bits just in case there either wasn’t enough or they weren’t nice. That pic is pure paxoSounds ideal
The stuffing looks like she just went and scraped some moss off the garden wall
To be fair I do Yorkshire pudding with my Xmas dinner but mainly because my eldest doesn’t like potatoes.....don’t know who they swapped her with at birth but she can’t be mine
My mum does for us (no way am I hosting) and it’s simply because we’re all greedy bastards and the more calories the betterTo be fair I do Yorkshire pudding with my Xmas dinner but mainly because my eldest doesn’t like potatoes.....don’t know who they swapped her with at birth but she can’t be mine
I don’t like roast potatoesTo be fair I do Yorkshire pudding with my Xmas dinner but mainly because my eldest doesn’t like potatoes.....don’t know who they swapped her with at birth but she can’t be mine
and make Yorkshire puddings for this reason 
absolute stress level 5000 throwing something else into the timings but I’m all or nothing ....and Fleetwood Mac
Ha ha ha that is actually not a million miles from my area
my mind always boggles at people who pay to go there on coach trips, imagine the level of disappointment if you were thinking it was gonna be like Cheshire Oaks or something I don’t live too far away either!!!Ha ha ha that is actually not a million miles from my area
My gran does those coach trips down from Scotland at least twice a year to Blackpool! It’s takes her about 6 hours cos they stop all round the lakes. JUST DRIVE FFS! It’s like Scottish peoples Mecca in Blackpool 
Hahaha if I stuck my head out the back door and shouted ‘alright Beepbeep!’ You’d probably hear meI don’t live too far away either!!!
Me and Mr SW like to go people watching in Blackpool in the summer ha ha ha it’s always entertainment in Blackpool. Last time we went there was a naked junkie woman running down the road by the tower being chased by the policeHahaha if I stuck my head out the back door and shouted ‘alright Beepbeep!’ You’d probably hear me
Haha that’s too funny
For clarity, it wasn’t my gran 
ha ha ha it’s always entertainment in Blackpool. Last time we went there was a naked junkie woman running down the road by the tower being chased by the police
standard procedure in Blackpool! I always try not to make eye contact with anyone whilst there even if something like that's going on cos you're guaranteed to end up in a WOT DA FUK R U LUKIN AT situation 
When I lived there, I actually had a junkie kick off on me like this because she dropped a bag with glass bottles in and I looked at her
was in a library as well! There all nuts!!
