Anyway
habit 1: all the stuff she puts in her morning cocktail. body bloom ad incoming.
She eats the keffir, she eats the chia concoction, BUT SHE DOES NOT DRINK THE BODY BLOOM on camera. At this point, it's not even speculation that she doesnt consume it. She absolutely does NOT. I am 100% sure of this. It cannot be that hard to just drink it for the camera, just once, even just for the optics. But her refusal to do it, the commitment to never show it, is quite something!
habit 2: "remove my make up with me"
not sure why she isnt doing this the night before like us normal people. there's nothing worse than sleeping with make up on. wow.
the one time she could throw in some real skincare product collabs, she doesnt hahahahaha. she's using some random products and not a single esmi or bohemian or whatever else, so, like, what about the esmi stuff you LOVVVEEE and SWEAR BY, sezzabear!?! What gives? No affilliate code for you to benefit from so no unnecessary mileage for esmi???
habit 3: DRINK WATER.
groundbreaking!
but wait, that's not the healhy habit. we also need to talk about food, apparently.
YOU DO NOT SAY, SARAH!
So it's snack-on-fruit-instead-of-snacks. Fall in love with fruit again.
Ok. Very groundbreaking. She definitely "made that up" and "coined it". It's not commonplace.
Random segue to rant about the renos outside.
Im bored already. Do I want to go on?
habit 4:
WHITE NOISE machine!!!!
what, is she trolling her teenage viewers at this point???
habit 5:
BREATHING.
Im not shitting you. the tip is breathing. Thats it, thats the tip.
"Im kind of telling you to breathe"
"it does not fix the problems, it resets your mind.. approach these tasks and
the sense of being overwhelmed in a more calm state."
OVERWHELMED IN A CALM STATE. OKAY. aesthetic overwhelm, i guess. coolcoolcool.
(no jokes)
(lol at how she said she's "leveling up" and making this 10 habits, as opposed to 5 habits video from 5 years ago)
habit 6:
online grocery shopping.
nice money flex. wouldnt be a sezzy video without it, right?
habit 7:
hOnoUr yOuR sEaSon
It is not the season for productivity or kicking business goals apparently.
Sounds like a convoluted excuse for all the work shes obviously losing and how its going to be for the forseeable future, by the looks of it. It's a set up. Also, not sure how this is a habit, but, whatever. she needs 10 points.
random footage of some lego blocks and fox, but sis gotta insert herself in and make sure its also about her. maybe she's trying to show that SHE IS SMOLLER THAN THE TOWER FOXY BUILT ALL BY HIMSELF. not sure of anything anymore.
some foxy cooking footage, as usual.
its not as interesting as it was the first or second time.
im over it.
they're making donuts, but she spooning it in muffin liners also. make it make sense?
"whenever i don't write down my recipes they work out like incredibly and then i can never replicate them" -- yeah, let us in on more such secrets for how you come up with your excellent, one of a kind, sunnee recipes!
anyway, moving on.
habit 8:
frozen bananas
"it encourages me to eat healthier"
says she's "very passionate about this." how passionate? THIS passionate.
this being "frozen bananas".
duck, she has issues. i can't with this chic anymore.
habit 9:
"tAcTiCaL cOncEaLer pLacEmeNt" to cover all her tactical flaws, i guess.
duck. lets finish.
habit 10:
magnesium gel on her belly and thighs because... well, she didnt quite know why. so she googled it right there on camera. the kind of research she must do all the time. one google search and she rattled off a bunch of things that made it sound like magnesium fixes EVERYTHING. and boom, slapped it on.
can confirm her belly and thighs are naturally not photoshopped.
End of vlog.
Were you expecting something NEW like she promised?
FOOLED YA! She's literally just filmed random footage of the same
tit in a different format. skin care, frozen bananas, cooking with fox.
THATS IT. That's the vlog.
Also, what is this other phone she has now? Dont think we've ever seen it.
And some bonus display pictures for anyone looking for a change:
and in classic Tiles household fashion publicly doxxed them
