Hey guys here is shortened recap of one the Healthcode episodes from Tuesday that seem really honest about what happens when you do wrong by the sweet lovely Christian woman that is Sarah and how you should never get on her wrong side or she might cut up your clothes or bad mouth you to the point you won't get hired anywhere.
She is the epitome of a narcissistic mean girl even back when she was a child. I left out the 2nd story where she told how she cut out a piece of her little sisters favourite sun hat because she was annoyed by her. She never confessed to this and apologized to her sister. Kurt told her to just go out there and give Thalia a hug (btw he is also saying her hugs are weak) but Sarah says she won't care as Thalia is so chill and won't even remember...
S2-Ep22 – The Taste Of Sweet Revenge
Sarah: Apparently we're going to start this episode with a lie.
Kurt: What do you mean a lie?
Sarah: ...we just had a little chat, Kurt and I ok, husband and wife love that for us. This episode is about revenge. What does sweet sweet revenge taste like. Apparently Kurt doesn't know cause he never had a sip
Kurt: yeah I never had a sip of revenge…
Sarah: That is so fake…
Kurt: No! I really don't think I have. No because I'm the type of person that again, number one if I have gotten revenge it's been in a violent manner back in high school where you…
Sarah: Like footy where you punch someone in the face…
Kurt: yeah like on the footy field 100% you like yeah in that sense yes but otherwise like I mean as an adult
Sarah: Okay okay fine.
Kurt: I can’t think of any times
Sarah: What about has like has your friend, like a guy friend, when you were single ever like tried to get with the girl you like and then you've like done something to him like have you ever had something like that where it's like you get…
Kurt: nah we’re pretty tight bro code
Sarah: *sigh* stupid bro code
Kurt: yeah if you break the bro code you are in trouble by everyone not just the one person you don't do that, yeah yeah sorry sorry to be a bit…no but I also get over things very quickly, like if you have an argument I'll be I'll be over it well and truly before you, you know what I mean?
Sarah: Yeah look I got two stories here.
Well the first one is not really a story it's more like REVENGE ok, I think as you get older I think we would all vouch for this, sweet sweet revenge is like being so kind to the person who's wronged you, that it frustrates them, like this is the approach I take now. I have this joke well it’s not really a joke I just this thing I say. I work with different companies in different brands whether they like sponsoring a YouTube video or I collaborate with them whatever and there are a handful of brands that I have quote blacklisted. Ok, there are a handful. There are probably like four.
Kurt: They have been shamed…*laugh*
Sarah: And the first one…no I don't wanna get sued today not today ok. No honestly you have to really grind my gears, slap me across the face, run me over with a tractor to be on my blacklist.
Kurt: I know who you are talking about I know where you going with this…
Sarah: I don't think you do cause I don't really have a really climactic thing, it was more just, if you are on my blacklist I just keep you in the back of my mind ok and the best revenge is dominating the competition, so I'll do what you do but better or I’ll collaborate with your arch nemesis. Not really I'm not really that forward thinking.
Kurt: There was one time that a brand did wrong by us and one of the people from that brand ended up trying to get a job at one of our friends companies.
Sarah: Oh yeah yes okay now I have to be careful I'm not gonna tell the story but basically exactly what Kurt said, this one brand really really just punched me like a punching bag and everyone around me was like you need to take this brand to court like they owe you so much money you've done all these deliverables for them and honestly I just I'm a Christian woman okay I don't wanna drag them through the mud, I want to push them in the mud but I won't drag them. Anyway this one worker of the brand was really nasty, she was really hard to work with
Kurt: the driver of all the conflict I would say
Sarah: she was the driver of the tractor that was running me over. Anyway like a few months later I had told another brand that I work with like you'll never guess what's happening to me with this brand like what the heck and they're like “what like they're black blacklisted from us too” yeah it’s right I got my I got my band members we are tight. You mess with me you mess with the squad. Anyway so this girl she tried to get a job with the brand I’m in with mean like the nice brand and she's like “I worked with Sarah's day before on this campaign” and then the owner of the brand I am friends with she called me she's like “Oh my gosh you'll never guess who's trying to get a job what should I respond to her?” but we didn't we were just like you're not right for the job
Kurt: I like the learning curve of that though like don't burn your bridges like keep you relationships going
Sarah: yeah honestly this is what I'm saying with age don't get revenge, because I'm telling you I work with some people now that I never thought I would even talk to in my life again, like maybe we had like beef in high school and now they are the marketing director of blah blah like you never ever know you know it always comes around...
) so I googled it and she looks normal size. And compared to Georgie Stephenson she also just seems normal. I think we’re going to see a sezzy meltdown as time goes on and Im here for it.
doesn’t want to take it off, he seems pretty stoked to be wearing it in Kurt’s stories. Oh well, at least he’s wearing it.
how do you even do that?! I need a domestic GoDEsS to teach me. Preferably for a heinous monthly subscription. Couldn’t possible google how to bbq meat?!
