Sarahs Day #41 The Sez thinks she’s a celeb, but really she’s just an unvaccinated pleb

[ScummyScuz]

Literally, what the duck is wrong with this numbnut? She wont spare a single chance to grab her belly and SHOW people (her husband who likely sees this sight a million times a day) that she's preguhnunnttt.

 

[peridoe]

I literally cannot believe it. It doesn’t even matter if it’s legal or not (someone on reddit found out that the boat is actually longer thus no need for a vest, not sure if it’s 100%), it is just PLAIN STUPID and IRRESPONSIBLE. One bump and his 15kg body is gone. I literally always wear a vest whenever on a speedboat such as that one and i am much heavier than 15kg and have much more self awareness than a 2 year-old. duck me. And the fact they didn’t even think twice about it as they posted it on stories as well. Drowning happens so quickly and the water is so much more forceful than you think. Sorry this just really hit home and it is completely unbelievable to me that someone would be that reckless.

Yeah the lengths fans go to to justify their crappy actions and behaviour is beyond me. Like so what if it's not illegal... it's COMMON SENSE!

 

[Liveatlauren]

Today’s recap is written in the format of an interview between Kurt Tilse and the Daily Mail Report. After the success of their article “Kurt Tilse says he considered becoming a stripper and a drug dealer when he was ‘severely broke’ before meeting YouTuber wife Sarah Day”, Daily Mail decided to host an interview at their house. The following is a transcript.

Interviewer: Morning Kurt, how’s it going?

Kurt: Yeah nothing much, mate. Can’t complain.

Interviewer: So, tell me about your life prior to meeting Sarah. How were you making it by?

Kurt: Oh it was horrible. I got broken up with my girlfriend at the time…decided not to go to uni, was working trade. But even back then, I knew photography was my passion. Spent all my money at cameras and camera lenses to the point I couldn’t even afford rice and tuna on some weeks. At one point, I was like, F*ck it. I saw an episode of Breaking Bad and then decided, I’mma deal some drugs. Then, at one nightout, one of my mates was like, “Yo, Kurt, no homo mate, but you lookin’ extra beefy tonight. Wanna strip for some cash?” I was like, “Yeah the boys!”

Interviewer: So, did you actually do it? Or were you simply thinking of it?

Kurt: Oh nah, nah. Yeah, nah. I was still living with my parents at the time.

(The interviewer looks confused, but decides to move on.)

Interviewer: So, tell me about Sarah. What do you like the most about being married to her?

Kurt: (points at the house) Living in this massive house.

Interviewer: Isn’t this your house too?

Kurt: Yeah, but its under Sezzy’s name. And Sezzy paid for most it, so.

Interviewer: But you’re married to her. Don’t you share most of your expenses like most couples?

Kurt: Nah, we don’t. We do things the way that are best for us. Well, even though me and some of my tradie friends built this house, I don’t practically own it.

Interviewer: How do you share parenting? Is it 50/50?

Kurt: Well….technically not. In the morning, I look after Focks, as Sezzy goes for a workout. Then, usually throughout the day I would be running around Focks, then in the evening, I cook dinner, while Sezzy goes out for a walk…after dinner, I snuggle up with Focks and give him a bath. Then I put him to bed.

Interviewer: Sounds like you do a lot, Kurt. How is Sarah involved in this?

Kurt: Uh…nah, she still does mum duty now and then. (scratches head) Around uh, two days a week. But even then, she usually blows up my phone during it. Even when I was at the hospital the other day she kept calling me to get home so that she could smash out a workout.

Interviewer: You were at the hospital?!

Kurt: Yeah, was having strange heart attack-like symptoms. It was super weird. Sezzy keeps telling me how its all SIBO and keeps feeding me Manuka honey by the spoon…even got mad at me for going to the doctors. I have never, ever felt anything like that before. Especially after I got with Sezzy and had Focks, these symptoms worsened and my health just kept declining.

Interviewer: (stares blankly at Kurt, not saying a word. But both realised something)

Interviewer: (finally speaks after an awkward pause of silence, breaking character, softening voice) Kurt, mate, are you okay? Like, really? You can say what you want, we can cut it out. But we tried to go by your word, that you were better off after you met Sarah. Even went as far as swapping the pictures we used for that article. Are you really, though?



(Before Kurt can even say a word, Sarah bursts in, carrying Fox.)

Sarah: Kurt!

(freezes, sees camera crew and Daily Mail interviewer. Spreads her legs apart, activates cashew back, puts on a forced smile and a high-pitched voice, walks up to them in a flamingo-centaurque way)

Sarah: Hi! Are you guys after an interview for my NUU activewear collection again? We have the new Desert Mirage collection that is selling out SO fast…

Interviewer: Um, no. But we are here for Kurt, though.

Sarah: (immediately loses interest) Well, we have to go now. Kurt and I are tag teaming today, and its Kurt’s turn to look after Fox. (dumps Fox to Kurt, whispers to him) I have an appointment for Botox in 10 mins.

Interviewer: But excuse me, we’re not done with our interview yet…

Sarah: (pops collar bone, speaks with exaggerated hand gestures) Well, can’t you see we have better things to do! Out you go! Kurt, you tell them!

(Interviewer stares in disbelief as they see Kurt morph into another version of Sarah just by being at her presence. He spreads his legs apart for the thigh gap, pops collar bone, puts on exaggerated hand gestures)

Kurt: (high-pitched voice) Well, can’t you see, we have a toddlah. That we need to look after. We can’t be sitting out here doing these grumpy interviews…we need to be…happy. Be the positive ray of sunshine. Talk about holy things, not drug dealing and stripping…nah. We are children of God and Jesus Christ. Amen.



The Interviewer soon leaves with the camera crew after wishing Kurt the best for his health. As they were departing, interviewer turns around and takes one last look at their house. The house, while spacious and big, felt empty, with its beige and white hues leaving it void of any substance.

Interviewer: (glances at their agenda) Well, initially this interview was meant to be titled, “Kurt Tilse: A Coming-of-Age story of struggles and hardship.” Now, I think, “Kurt Tilse: Blink if you need help”, would be a better fit.

The End​

Amazing.
Side note - why does recap Sez remind me of Alexis Rose???

 

[emiilyjanne]

Best recap yet!!

 

[lycheemartini]

Yeah the lengths fans go to to justify their crappy actions and behaviour is beyond me. Like so what if it's not illegal... it's COMMON SENSE!

Exactly right!! I would even have put life jackets on my school aged children. It’s safety 101; who cares about the legalities!

 

[Watermeloncracker]

Kurt has now deleted the stories of them on the boat.
But don’t worry, he left the ones of him worrying about his hair and sarah showing her pregnant belly.
phew.

 

[quoi-quoi]

To me the fact that it didn't even cross their mind to make their ToOdLaAH wear a life jacket on a power boat only shows how little they care about Fox (as sad as it is for this little boy....). And this is BEFORE the NuUubORn. Imagine when she gives birth and Fox is no longer the center of attention, I wouldn't put it past her to forget feeding and changing the poor boy. I mean, just look at what happened to Abby...

 

[baloo_14]

If she’s soooo worried about looking pregnant and not just carrying some extra weight why doesn’t she wear some of the beautiful bae the label maternity clothing that she was GIFTED during her last pregnancy! I would’ve killed to have some lovely maternity clothing like that!

 

[annieray]

I remember kayaking to the islands near our home when I was a kid (a couple of kms across a flat bay), or taking the ‘rubber duck’ (small inflatable boat, the ones lifesavers use) with an outboard motor on the back, with my Dad - who has a boating licence.

Never ONCE did we go without life jackets. That was the No.1 unegotiable rule, 100% of the time. True beach locals know this stuff; they don’t have to be reminded or prompted to engage in basic safety because they were idiotic enough to to post a faux pas like this on Instagram.

For people who profess to be this sun loving beach going surfy grom family (so much so they named their poor kid Focean), Scum and Durt know so little about basic nautical safety.

Those screen grabs made me feel physically ill. It’s actually surprising with all their neglectful parenting since he was born, that he hasn’t been in a fatal accident.

 

[Mbees89]

I literally cannot believe it. It doesn’t even matter if it’s legal or not (someone on reddit found out that the boat is actually longer thus no need for a vest, not sure if it’s 100%), it is just PLAIN STUPID and IRRESPONSIBLE. One bump and his 15kg body is gone. I literally always wear a vest whenever on a speedboat such as that one and i am much heavier than 15kg and have much more self awareness than a 2 year-old. duck me. And the fact they didn’t even think twice about it as they posted it on stories as well. Drowning happens so quickly and the water is so much more forceful than you think. Sorry this just really hit home and it is completely unbelievable to me that someone would be that reckless.

This is a wakeboarding boat, less than 8m long so yes 100% he needs a life jacket. Lets pretend the length and law wasn't an issue, this is still a speed boat, not a cruiser! Theres no way any kid should be in a speedboat without a jacket, especially hanging over the back seat while moving. If they literally hit 1 wake or wave he’d go flying out the back of that boat!

I knew these guys were very lax (neglectful) parents but i am just so shocked none of them thought of this… and for them both to post, still with zero awareness ???

What the duck?!! I hope media does an article on this one!

 

[Liveatlauren]

Amazing.
Side note - why does recap Sez remind me of Alexis Rose???

Piggybacking off my own post, soz. But the more I think about it the more I realise Chicken Sarnie has big Alexis Rose energy

.…..or maybe she’s Moira

 

[peridoe]

Just some screenshots of The Sez acting extra and caressing her vag after realising she's on camera.

 

[Watermeloncracker]

Heck, I even have a swimming vest for our kid (the same age as Fox), for our pool, just in case.
I couldn’t imagine driving a boat unqualified and inexperienced and just having my 2 year old in the back of it, unprotected and where I couldn’t see him.

 

[pippyforyou]

I’m starting to think the Daily Mail have an agreement or something going on with Sarah (like they do with Tammy Hembrow). They haven’t posted a bad story of her in a while yet they post this random tit (will attach below). Last night I felt extra petty and sent them the stuff about Fox illegally and dangerously not wearing a life jacket (I know that might be a bit far but my cousin’s son drowned on a boat when he was 3 so this just hits home extra hard and I’m so angry at her deleting it and not even making a post acknowledging it was wrong) and the daily mail replied “I don’t understand, what’s the story?”

they post the most random stuff but didn’t want a bar of this? Which is actually a very important thing to note and could raise awareness around boat safety. Seems a little suss to me

 

[Nodi504]

I’m starting to think the Daily Mail have an agreement or something going on with Sarah (like they do with Tammy Hembrow). They haven’t posted a bad story of her in a while yet they post this random tit (will attach below). Last night I felt extra petty and sent them the stuff about Fox illegally and dangerously not wearing a life jacket (I know that might be a bit far but my cousin’s son drowned on a boat when he was 3 so this just hits home extra hard and I’m so angry at her deleting it and not even making a post acknowledging it was wrong) and the daily mail replied “I don’t understand, what’s the story?”

they post the most random stuff but didn’t want a bar of this? Which is actually a very important thing to note and could raise awareness around boat safety. Seems a little suss to me

Daily Mail is trash anyways, would only read them for funsies

 

[Noinstafame]

I think this is one of the most shocking things Kurt and The Suez have done. (Yes it auto-corrected to Suez I’ll leave it). One bump and Fox is a projectile. He could easily be hurt within the boat, or go overboard. This isn’t an over reaction. I grew up around boats. There is zero chance any child would be allowed near a boat of that size in my family, without a vest.

 

[pippyforyou]

I think this is one of the most shocking things Kurt and The Suez have done. (Yes it auto-corrected to Suez I’ll leave it). One bump and Fox is a projectile. He could easily be hurt within the boat, or go overboard. This isn’t an over reaction. I grew up around boats. There is zero chance any child would be allowed near a boat of that size in my family, without a vest.

Agreed! Especially since The Suez was the one driving the boat and probably has no experience with it!

Daily Mail is trash anyways, would only read them for funsies

I agree! Which is why I was confused they’ll post about literally anything but not this? But yeah you’re right they’re trash just like Scuz

 

[activatedthighgap]

Today’s recap is written in the format of an interview between Kurt Tilse and the Daily Mail Report. After the success of their article “Kurt Tilse says he considered becoming a stripper and a drug dealer when he was ‘severely broke’ before meeting YouTuber wife Sarah Day”, Daily Mail decided to host an interview at their house. The following is a transcript.

Interviewer: Morning Kurt, how’s it going?

Kurt: Yeah nothing much, mate. Can’t complain.

Interviewer: So, tell me about your life prior to meeting Sarah. How were you making it by?

Kurt: Oh it was horrible. I got broken up with my girlfriend at the time…decided not to go to uni, was working trade. But even back then, I knew photography was my passion. Spent all my money at cameras and camera lenses to the point I couldn’t even afford rice and tuna on some weeks. At one point, I was like, F*ck it. I saw an episode of Breaking Bad and then decided, I’mma deal some drugs. Then, at one nightout, one of my mates was like, “Yo, Kurt, no homo mate, but you lookin’ extra beefy tonight. Wanna strip for some cash?” I was like, “Yeah the boys!”

Interviewer: So, did you actually do it? Or were you simply thinking of it?

Kurt: Oh nah, nah. Yeah, nah. I was still living with my parents at the time.

(The interviewer looks confused, but decides to move on.)

Interviewer: So, tell me about Sarah. What do you like the most about being married to her?

Kurt: (points at the house) Living in this massive house.

Interviewer: Isn’t this your house too?

Kurt: Yeah, but its under Sezzy’s name. And Sezzy paid for most it, so.

Interviewer: But you’re married to her. Don’t you share most of your expenses like most couples?

Kurt: Nah, we don’t. We do things the way that are best for us. Well, even though me and some of my tradie friends built this house, I don’t practically own it.

Interviewer: How do you share parenting? Is it 50/50?

Kurt: Well….technically not. In the morning, I look after Focks, as Sezzy goes for a workout. Then, usually throughout the day I would be running around Focks, then in the evening, I cook dinner, while Sezzy goes out for a walk…after dinner, I snuggle up with Focks and give him a bath. Then I put him to bed.

Interviewer: Sounds like you do a lot, Kurt. How is Sarah involved in this?

Kurt: Uh…nah, she still does mum duty now and then. (scratches head) Around uh, two days a week. But even then, she usually blows up my phone during it. Even when I was at the hospital the other day she kept calling me to get home so that she could smash out a workout.

Interviewer: You were at the hospital?!

Kurt: Yeah, was having strange heart attack-like symptoms. It was super weird. Sezzy keeps telling me how its all SIBO and keeps feeding me Manuka honey by the spoon…even got mad at me for going to the doctors. I have never, ever felt anything like that before. Especially after I got with Sezzy and had Focks, these symptoms worsened and my health just kept declining.

Interviewer: (stares blankly at Kurt, not saying a word. But both realised something)

Interviewer: (finally speaks after an awkward pause of silence, breaking character, softening voice) Kurt, mate, are you okay? Like, really? You can say what you want, we can cut it out. But we tried to go by your word, that you were better off after you met Sarah. Even went as far as swapping the pictures we used for that article. Are you really, though?



(Before Kurt can even say a word, Sarah bursts in, carrying Fox.)

Sarah: Kurt!

(freezes, sees camera crew and Daily Mail interviewer. Spreads her legs apart, activates cashew back, puts on a forced smile and a high-pitched voice, walks up to them in a flamingo-centaurque way)

Sarah: Hi! Are you guys after an interview for my NUU activewear collection again? We have the new Desert Mirage collection that is selling out SO fast…

Interviewer: Um, no. But we are here for Kurt, though.

Sarah: (immediately loses interest) Well, we have to go now. Kurt and I are tag teaming today, and its Kurt’s turn to look after Fox. (dumps Fox to Kurt, whispers to him) I have an appointment for Botox in 10 mins.

Interviewer: But excuse me, we’re not done with our interview yet…

Sarah: (pops collar bone, speaks with exaggerated hand gestures) Well, can’t you see we have better things to do! Out you go! Kurt, you tell them!

(Interviewer stares in disbelief as they see Kurt morph into another version of Sarah just by being at her presence. He spreads his legs apart for the thigh gap, pops collar bone, puts on exaggerated hand gestures)

Kurt: (high-pitched voice) Well, can’t you see, we have a toddlah. That we need to look after. We can’t be sitting out here doing these grumpy interviews…we need to be…happy. Be the positive ray of sunshine. Talk about holy things, not drug dealing and stripping…nah. We are children of God and Jesus Christ. Amen.



The Interviewer soon leaves with the camera crew after wishing Kurt the best for his health. As they were departing, interviewer turns around and takes one last look at their house. The house, while spacious and big, felt empty, with its beige and white hues leaving it void of any substance.

Interviewer: (glances at their agenda) Well, initially this interview was meant to be titled, “Kurt Tilse: A Coming-of-Age story of struggles and hardship.” Now, I think, “Kurt Tilse: Blink if you need help”, would be a better fit.

The End​

OMHolyGOD….. you are soooo good! Love it

 

[Watermeloncracker]

I’m starting to think the Daily Mail have an agreement or something going on with Sarah (like they do with Tammy Hembrow). They haven’t posted a bad story of her in a while yet they post this random tit (will attach below). Last night I felt extra petty and sent them the stuff about Fox illegally and dangerously not wearing a life jacket (I know that might be a bit far but my cousin’s son drowned on a boat when he was 3 so this just hits home extra hard and I’m so angry at her deleting it and not even making a post acknowledging it was wrong) and the daily mail replied “I don’t understand, what’s the story?”

they post the most random stuff but didn’t want a bar of this? Which is actually a very important thing to note and could raise awareness around boat safety. Seems a little suss to me

I’d try and send it to some other news outlets.
or at the least, the Outspoken fb page. I feel like some of the stuff they say on the podcast gets picked up by Daily Fail anyway.

 

[B.Bop]

So today, is ‘The Sez’ (and Durt) going to
1 - Go into hiding because of the monumental duck ups yesterday - complete disregard for their son’s safety and driving a boat….both illegal activities
2 - Pretend nothing happened and carry on like her usual self absorbed self