Good morning siSsiEs!
I’m just having a sit down chat with you from the car because I have too many offices to choose from inside the house and that confuses me, so I just left Focks to play with some tools in the garden and popped out here really quickly to chat with you, my bEstiEs!
It’s been a long time since we’ve had a proper catch up! I’m now officially Fock’s mum and Durt’s wife! Can you believe it? We’re a real family now, not like the fake family we were when you were telling us we were #couplegoals; now it’s official!
My family has worked so hard on our relationship, I don't know where we'd be without them- unlike Durt’s family whom we only invited to the wedding because we had to. My family are the bestest and they kept bringing us closer together and were involved in our daily struggles, and they made certain we got married before we have another baby grub. We're trying to get preggers again now but don't ask me about it because I don't want to talk about it! I just want to repeatedly tease it so that you become emotionally invested in me again, but I won't answer any of your questions because it might expose the fact that I lied about having PCOS.
Did you guyz watch my wedding vlog? You should! And watch the reaction vlog too! It's totally worth watching both and I'm not just saying that because I'm trying to earn more YT bucks, not at all. My lips are slightly bigger in one than the other and you should watch them several times to see if you can spot the difference.
Wasn’t MY wedding the best you’ve ever seen? It was a such great day- everyone wanted to see me in my dress, everyone was talking about how shredded I was, everyone prayed for me, and I got to boss them all around the whole day! It was incredible!
Oh and Focks looked cute in his suit, though I didn’t see much of him because it was MY day not a mum day, so my family minded him. Oh yes, and Durt was there I think- ah yes, he was there and he called me skinny!!!- and there were some cows as well.
I’ve been working soooooo hard since the wedding because the Funnee app is lagging behind pretty badly and people aren’t making all the ice cubes I’m giving them recipes for. I’ve had to start making comments under every Funnee post to boost the engagement. And I’ve got another 6 secret prodjekts coming out soon that I can’t wait to tell you about! You’re going to love them because they’re just the sort of thing I would want and I always dreamed of creating, and if I want it then it must be good amirite?!
Okay, I’d better get to the gym and sMaSh out a quick workout so that I can earn the right to eat some sweet potato today. I’ll be back on here afterwards to complain about how that wasn’t a real workout and didn’t count because I didn’t sweat enough, and how I’ll have to sneak in another workout in the afternoon to compensate.
In the meantime, here are some pointless polls for you to answer to boost my engagement and help me bank another million before the end of the week.
Oh and I just noticed how shiny my face has been during these stories. It's from the serum I used this morning which I think has made me extra dEwY and because the weather is a little colder than usual, which always affects how dEwY my face is and how pUfFy my lips are.definitely nothing to do with the overuse of botox and fillers
You guys are always asking me about my amazing skin so I'll make a new skincare vlog sometime in the next weekactually three months to show you what I'm just loving these days basically promoting whomever is paying me the most that week.
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Thanks to @emememily for the brilliant thread title!
I’m just having a sit down chat with you from the car because I have too many offices to choose from inside the house and that confuses me, so I just left Focks to play with some tools in the garden and popped out here really quickly to chat with you, my bEstiEs!
It’s been a long time since we’ve had a proper catch up! I’m now officially Fock’s mum and Durt’s wife! Can you believe it? We’re a real family now, not like the fake family we were when you were telling us we were #couplegoals; now it’s official!
My family has worked so hard on our relationship, I don't know where we'd be without them- unlike Durt’s family whom we only invited to the wedding because we had to. My family are the bestest and they kept bringing us closer together and were involved in our daily struggles, and they made certain we got married before we have another baby grub. We're trying to get preggers again now but don't ask me about it because I don't want to talk about it! I just want to repeatedly tease it so that you become emotionally invested in me again, but I won't answer any of your questions because it might expose the fact that I lied about having PCOS.
Did you guyz watch my wedding vlog? You should! And watch the reaction vlog too! It's totally worth watching both and I'm not just saying that because I'm trying to earn more YT bucks, not at all. My lips are slightly bigger in one than the other and you should watch them several times to see if you can spot the difference.
Wasn’t MY wedding the best you’ve ever seen? It was a such great day- everyone wanted to see me in my dress, everyone was talking about how shredded I was, everyone prayed for me, and I got to boss them all around the whole day! It was incredible!
Oh and Focks looked cute in his suit, though I didn’t see much of him because it was MY day not a mum day, so my family minded him. Oh yes, and Durt was there I think- ah yes, he was there and he called me skinny!!!- and there were some cows as well.
I’ve been working soooooo hard since the wedding because the Funnee app is lagging behind pretty badly and people aren’t making all the ice cubes I’m giving them recipes for. I’ve had to start making comments under every Funnee post to boost the engagement. And I’ve got another 6 secret prodjekts coming out soon that I can’t wait to tell you about! You’re going to love them because they’re just the sort of thing I would want and I always dreamed of creating, and if I want it then it must be good amirite?!
Okay, I’d better get to the gym and sMaSh out a quick workout so that I can earn the right to eat some sweet potato today. I’ll be back on here afterwards to complain about how that wasn’t a real workout and didn’t count because I didn’t sweat enough, and how I’ll have to sneak in another workout in the afternoon to compensate.
In the meantime, here are some pointless polls for you to answer to boost my engagement and help me bank another million before the end of the week.
Oh and I just noticed how shiny my face has been during these stories. It's from the serum I used this morning which I think has made me extra dEwY and because the weather is a little colder than usual, which always affects how dEwY my face is and how pUfFy my lips are.
You guys are always asking me about my amazing skin so I'll make a new skincare vlog sometime in the next week
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Thanks to @emememily for the brilliant thread title!
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thank you!
