Sarah This Mama Life #16 Neeps & Tatties for tea, I’m so Scottish look at me!

[Pushyplumb]

And there she was the other day claiming Sinbad hardly ever does the school run. Mama Pinocchio.

Lucie and the bump needs to go help Sarah with some cooking classes. Her Gusto meal looks much more appetising than any of the dry, burnt concoctions Sarah makes.

 

[GiggleBee]

Nope, everyone at the school knows Rob does the pick up on a Friday because of his diabolical parking.

How awful using an after school club because its your birthday!

 

[Penelope Strawberry]

Whos JenJen?

No clue, but maybe she's friends with "Jessie" (aka Jessica Avey). Grinds my gears that Sarah has to give everyone some "wee cutie" diminutive name.

 

[Pushyplumb]

She came across very single white female when she had to tag "Jessy" in the photo of her wearing the same earrings Jess has. Reminds me of middle school when girls would feel the need to copy eachothers clothes to be in the click. A look at me Jessy, I wear the same earrings as you which proves I'm your bestest friend ever not Lucie.

 

[Unknown5]

How awful using an after school club because its your birthday!

I’d be picking my kids up early to let them celebrate with me - she is pathetic

 

[KeelOver]

Why the duck does she live in Fareham? She’s constantly in Portsmouth or Southampton.

 

[Popper]

She’s clearly bought her own birthday decorations. I am constantly so embarrassed for her.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

She’s clearly bought her own birthday decorations. I am constantly so embarrassed for her.

Do you not remember was it last year when she spent all night putting together her own balloon arch etc for her own birthday and then took photos of it etc as of it had just magically appeared! Same with the weird birthday trip to the beach last year when she stripped off to her bikini even though the weather was horrendous and she sat on the sand posing with her growler on show with a tray of dry looking croissants….. she is bleeping insane

 

[Shoegal17]

She’s clearly bought her own birthday decorations. I am constantly so embarrassed for her.

The only time In my life I’ve had some decorations was for my 40th and that was cause it was in lockdown and family made it extra special. No adults i know get balloons and banners for standard birthdays or make any deal out of them. She’s so extra about herself!

 

[ChrissyPoo]

And there she was the other day claiming Sinbad hardly ever does the school run. Mama Pinocchio.

Lucie and the bump needs to go help Sarah with some cooking classes. Her Gusto meal looks much more appetising than any of the dry, burnt concoctions Sarah makes.

Lucie couldn't even be arsed to wish her happy birthday. She only got 2 happy birthday stories on insta. One she wrote herself on her R's page (ran by her), and a half arsed one from Jess acknowledging the earrings. Tragic.

 

[GPort]

All of the parent friends that I know are so grateful for this. My kids have been watching all of the England games as they are football mad. This is such a lovely gesture from the school on the last week of term.

I’d bet everything I own on the fact that Isla will still be in breakfast club and Lachlan will still be the first one dropped off at nursery!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

The only time In my life I’ve had some decorations was for my 40th and that was cause it was in lockdown and family made it extra special. No adults i know get balloons and banners for standard birthdays or make any deal out of them. She’s so extra about herself!

I was just going to post this! My 40th was last year and it was my best birthday ever, for that same reason. I’ve found that as I’ve got older but more so after becoming a mother I don’t give my birthday a second thought

So how old was Sarah, 12?

 

[superxo1]

All of the parent friends that I know are so grateful for this. My kids have been watching all of the England games as they are football mad. This is such a lovely gesture from the school on the last week of term.

I’d bet everything I own on the fact that Isla will still be in breakfast club and Lachlan will still be the first one dropped off at nursery!

This was my exact thought when the email came through, Isla will be one of the only ones there! As far as I know pretty much everyone is letting little ones stay up. At least Mrs P being fully Scottish acknowledges England exist unlike Sarah

 

[GiggleBee]

All of the parent friends that I know are so grateful for this. My kids have been watching all of the England games as they are football mad. This is such a lovely gesture from the school on the last week of term.

I’d bet everything I own on the fact that Isla will still be in breakfast club and Lachlan will still be the first one dropped off at nursery!

9:45, why not just make it 10?

 

[Pushyplumb]

Haha - has the infant head teacher worked out the percentage of Scottishness her relatives are? I love how she understands that children are making memories instead of watching 'some football'.

 

[Lassie don't go home]

The Queen needs to give Sarah a national holiday for her birthday .... when the feck is it anyway .... is it a week long... I was 9 days in labour with my youngest... does he get a 9 day birthday!

 

[GPort]

No one really cares about the last few days of term anyway. Tests have been taken, reports already sent home, no one is genuinely still trying to teach/learn new knowledge. It’s basically just childcare/socialising at this point.

Also, I would honestly die before asking THAT much attention for my adult birthday! I never really enjoyed big birthdays when I was younger but it’s just soo embarrassing to watch her make such a fuss and spend so much money for just her and her family….it’s not like her “friends” are lining up to treat her for a day/meal/night out!
My adult birthdays mainly consist of my children making me burnt toast and spilling orange juice over my bed for breakfast, my fella buying me something he thinks I want (but I don’t) and the luxury of not having to cook, clean, do laundry for a day. ONE DAY! Not like Sarah, dragging it out for the whole month!

She gives her children one day for their birthdays. One day that SHE curates perfectly for the gram regardless of their own tastes and preferences. One day that she will milk the duck out of and earn as much money as she can from.

 

[frostily]

Omg so she decorated for herself and is now playing happy birthday to herself

 

[Mummy442]

Omg so she decorated for herself and is now playing happy birthday to herself

The focus she puts on her own birthday is very strange. I don’t know any adults that do this. I might catch up with some friends for a meal but usually it’s the same day with a few cards/gifts and a cake thrown in! She either has not grown up or she loves the attention it gives her! I could nt imagine caring about my own birthday more than the birthdays of my children x

 

[Chitterchat]

It’s painful because even the story Rob did ‘that’s as much as you’re getting’ proved that she asked for him to post something. It’s embarrassing. If I ever had to ask anyone to do anything for me for my birthday, it’s too much. If someone doesn’t want to do it off their own back I sure as hell won’t be pushing them into. It’s degrading. But she doesn’t care, she’s happy to have days on days of forced attention.