Sarah Burke #93 No surprise wedding cause Keet has a plan, there's no way he's marrying the Michelin man

[RestingB!*chFace]

The face of a ham that knows no matter what he does, desperate Burps will cling on with her life. Here's a hashing for ya burp #sadass #pathetic #desperado

I've never seen a couple with less chemistry then the 2 of them! every pic of them is just fake smiles for the gram! He always looks allergic he'd never throw an arm around her or even try to look like he actually loves her or even likes her!

 

[lizaon35]

Can she please stop putting a 12 week old baby into the bloody jumper thing. Her muscles are not developed enough bloody idiot

 

[poppyseed1]

“ Luke was missing a father figure for along (it’s a long time not along time like how it’s a zip and not azip ) along time and I never ever speak about that because it’s not my place to” - you’re literally speaking about it now for the millionth time

“ we both had different wants in life “ what wants could have been so big and different that caused a breakup but you were subsequently able to come together and resolve ? Someone didn’t want kids ? Because it’s definitely not career or house

 

[KerryLady]

Ladies if the Keet is creeping around on the dating app some tattler take one for the team give him a text If its true Burke will be preparing another statement

 

[Wexy123]

Computer room is a bit of a stretch it’s literally just a tv and PlayStation with a PlayStation light on a table

In fairness it's just a dungeon that she can send lewk off to so she won't have to actually parent him

 

[Chips Obviously]

She used to regularly have statements like that about Biden - increasing in frequency as things were going downhill for them in the background and then the wedding was called off. I’ve never seen any other insta hun post about their partner like that. It reeks of desperation and serious problems.

 

[lil_sox]

God forgive me now for saying it but she’s slowly reeling back in the mourn porn for views and it’s sickening

she’s absolutely annihilating Luke’s delicate psyche, he’s so young and she’s seriously damaging him with this shit.

 

[Puffin]

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Comedy gold. She has consistently come on and talked about Luke and his Dad's relationship , how fecking fantastic ham head is as a stepped up Dad, forced a relationship between them but its OK cos Lewk had 7 years of privacy he doesn't need anymore

You were an easy ride during COVID Sars and he dumped you. God only knows what you dangled in front of him to get him back but it's as clear as the nose on your face *cough new iphone* *cough new jeep* that you do all the running and he couldn't give a shit if you were on fire. I think he would be happy if you were. I wonder did she fake a pregnancy scare to get him back

 

[sophiasstories]

I’m not sure why she’s doing vids bout him being a provider. He doesn’t give her a home she lives in her mothers spare room, he makes her split the cost of everything and also depuy have let loads of staff go recently, all temps at moment but he’s one of the most recent perms so she should lose some of that confidence!!! Also she never ever ever talks bout Luke’s side, just that Gingivitis is his new dad and Brian’s negligence led to plastic surgery aka a paper stitch and the other side don’t see him and the other side ignored him when he had a baby and the other side don’t see him. Thank goodness for Luke’s sake she kept all that private

 

[HumphreyB]

that girl who did the photo needs to catch herself on. a family intervention is needed. it’s abnormal and creepy

 

[Kitty kat 20]

She wouldn't keep a blind man aroused

 

[CalM]

Lads she is FUMING in those stories - she can barely look at the camera and is using the baby monitor as a distraction. If you watch her face with sound off she is BULLING!

 

[WhoNow?]

Ah she's been busy at her favourite activity....over eating! Nice to see lewk got out of the games room but still stuck to the iPad even at a kids birthday meal

the first thing I noticed is how that poor child is the only one with an iPad stuck in front of him. Don’t get me wrong, I’m partial to some phone usage with my kids, at times, for a little bit of peace but was it necessary to lump it in front of him when he was sitting next to his cousin? She will do anything to silence that poor child. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I hope to fuck he runs for the hills from her when he’s old enough.

 

[Give me Strength]

All lies, impossible to get an appt with SouthDoc that quickly. She doesn’t even sound sick. What’s the bet her tonsils were removed when she was a child. If you were that sick with tonsillitis no way would you be curling your hair.

Absolutely!!! I actually got a bad dose of tonsillitis last year. Had blisters on my tonsils and I can tell ye all, it floored this hard ass woman. I couldn’t talk, swallow or move out of the bed for nearly a week. Sucking on ice cubes to avoid dehydration. An abscess on her tonsil my hole. My Christmas wish is that you do actually get an abscess on your tonsil you lieing fat pig. It might shut you up and stop you eating for a while!!!

 

[Crones884]

I presume that's Keet sitting in the chair with the controller in his hand. Lewk won't get a look in, she should just call in Keets games room

Can you not see how long those legs are its obviously Belly

 

[NoseyWagon22]

This is it, exactly what I'm saying. Her and Brian finished early 2020, she got with Keet, then broke up for a few months and got back together...all in 2020. And then the cheek of her to talk about when it was just her and Luke as if they went through years alone just the 2 of them Or Luke not having a father figure for a long time. She wasn't single for a week I'd say, and in all honesty I would genuinely think she had Keet on the go while she was still with Brian.

How the fuck does she get them with her hairy hog face and crubeens? And being a total cunt on top of it?? The mind boggles

 

[sophiasstories]

Molly went down swinging

 

[Justanothergirl123]

Ya know sometimes you get 2 ugly parents and they make a gorgeous child. This didn't happen to isabella did it?

Sorry it makes me feel uncomfortable that people on this page are judging a 3 month old baby on its looks. I don’t like sarah but being horrible to a baby is unnecessary and cruel imo

 

[What's the crack?]

That jumper is the new bicycle shorts . She lives in it

 

[nosy_hoor]

OMFG I can't wait til someone finds him on a dating app and posts it on here. Surely that'll be the end for the gruesome twosome. If it's true she was texting teet while still about to marry Biden, it couldn't happen to a nicer person!
Of course in true chav fashion there's another child involved FFS grow up you morons