Sarah Burke #70 Liar liar mince on fire,vomits all day but is gaining weight, Keith says she's his mate

[HumphreyB]

What is she growing if she’s up no weight.
My last pregnancy I was up 6lbs by the time I was 7 weeks pregnant. I workout 5 times per week and eat really well. There is fuck all chance she isn’t up weight

 

[GW84]

Who owns the exercise bike in the corner of the room with the rotten photo clock thing

Keet bought that.... but someone said here yesterday or maybe day before that we haven't seen the bike in ages so Sarah Burps must have told him to put it there for the Gram

Lads, when is she going to start getting sorted to be organised for the nursery? She's about 3 months overdue now she's so heavily pregnant she'd really wanna get a move on.

 

[#obsssessed]

She won’t be happy until she’s put on bed rest in hospital for the rest of her pregnancy! Her dream having 3 meals a day served up to her in bed
Like how many times is that now she’s been in their must be 4 or 5?? It’s a long road yet for her despite her thinking she’s half way there!!

 

[Jellybb]

I thought the grandmother was buying her a buggy?

 

[GW84]

70 threads since April 15, 2020

We'll easily get to 100 by Christmas... we should have a party

 

[bananasplit88]

Sarah: I’m physically up no weight.

 

[TikToc]

Didn't she buy him 75,000 white tee-shirts last holiday

 

[Skinner]

I can't believe she's talking so negatively about a product she's getting paid to promote. She's saying people literally take a spoon and just eat it straight, and she wouldn't have the stomach for that now at all. So your basically saying it tastes like shite?? There must be no mince flavoured sea moss for her to try!

And that's coming from someone who looks like they'll eat anything and anyone if you stood in front of her for long enough.

 

[Alucia]

Probably upsetting her father before his chemo tomorrow with her carry on. Poor Burp she wants to be the center of attention all the time. She has to always be the main protagonist in The Burp Show

 

[We were on a break]

She’s not going to shift that weight after the baby is born the greed is too much with her, I guarantee you Keith will start looking elsewhere if his nasty tweets about bigger women are anything to go by. Not that he’s a great catch/slim himself but he seems the type too.

 

[I got up at 5am]

She doesn't do empathy , it's all about her and how she is feeling. Luke could have a leg hanging off and she would have hair and nails done before she would enquire how he was. Very little mention of jack after all the mourn porn she had. She is void of emotion.

She’s a clear cut example of an adult who wasn’t nurtured as a child & hasn’t made any effort to break the cycle & show affection to her own son.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Onslow gardens in Chelsea, the ying to corks yang

 

[sophiasstories]

The heads on the pair of them they are the scummy heads u would expect in the court reports not of a “influencer couple”. They have to be taking the piss having Tweet in the ad with his fake teeth and red raw gums that scream gum disease

 

[Jellybb]

Lol a productive morning and she’s bate from doing basic shit that EVERYONE does I wonder does she know that pregnancy isn’t a disability and some women even work up until 2 weeks beforehand I was in the middle of a curly blowdry when my waters broke ffs! Still waiting on my medal lol

 

[Tammys]

Jezs is she actully takeing the mick
Child at GP last night sick but was debating about sending him to school today .
I'm sure the teacher would be delighted minding a sick child

 

[Fgiw]

Notice how none of her cravings was a bitta lettuce of a carrot! How is that child being nourised?

 

[Littlediamond28]

I’ve a belly like that and I’m not pregnant

She's a lunatic, the size of her belly hasn't even changed she's just trying to say it's a bump now she's pregnant.

 

[Madgereal111]

I’m assuming she’s renting a council house, are they not allowed to paint the walls or do any work to the garden? Couldn’t be looking out at grey walls for years

You must be a new follower to our Sars, Sarah bought that house TWICE, there was even a night out to celebrate "buying" it

 

[Jellybb]

What is a “licky lunch”? And this woman’s makeup is genuinely horrendous. There is no need to be wearing all that slap and bronzer during the day, she looks so fucking stupid. I learnt how to do makeup properly from one of the girls in my old job thank god! Imagine going around with random patches of orange bronzer all over your face 🫣

 

[KittenRadziwell]

All Lewk really needs is one blazer. He can put it on over his shorts and jerseys in the evenings, sure doesn't Sayrah love a nice blazer and cycling shorts combo. And we all know Lewk can really pull off a blazer.