Sarah Burke #60 Keith swapped brains pacifically for big turnip heads breast in a bun

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Her father being sick is not for Instagram but proceeds to tell everyone he's sick. She loves a silent journey and anything morbid. Gave granny lunch and put her to bed. She's definitely getting carer's allowance for her. Her loan parents is gone soon so what better way to cheat the system and only have to declare 15 hours work a week is get carers allowance.
 
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Ah it’s one of her favourite trips imagine that? A favourite trip is to tkmaxx on a Monday. I hate the fucking shop. It’s disorganised chaos. Favourite trips of mine would be New York, beach holiday etc. not tkbloodymaxx
Disorganised chaos.......feels just like home for her
 
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Taking bets on "one of her followers" asking about the watch she only has on when giving links to it.
 
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So Brian and Michelle obviously got engaged hence she won’t be talking about Luke’s situation and bringing up her dad being sick to use as a cover for her bad form and of course some mourn porn because she just have to have all the attention sad really why would her exs engagement bother her sure hasn’t she bagged herself the best step up daddy with his beyond perfect sperm her forever so why get the hump over Brian
 
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"Not a question, but you look glowing, you and keet seem so content blah blah blah"" some comment written by burbs herself or some family member. " she is going to have to get in there soon to ask luke to be keets best man on a t-shirt in a box, before Brian and Michelle get there first
 
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When she sees this she's straight on it. Your giving her ideas
 
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Michelle has changed her profile photo I’m seriously doubting now theirs any engagement and that photo with her and Brian and her showing the ring on the engagement finger was all for Sarah and to get a rise out of her.
 
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What a lazy cunt,.be more in her line to go and get a job instead of q&a.she makes my blood boil
 
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Michelle has changed her profile photo I’m seriously doubting now theirs any engagement and that photo with her and Brian and her showing the ring on the engagement finger was all for Sarah and to get a rise out of her.
Christ must have been a slow weekend for herself if she’s trying to get a rise from her partners ex online……
 
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She doesn’t know a whole lot does she? Does she honestly think people who follow her don’t know the date of wedding? Does anyone ask real questions I wonder? Can someone ask what tattoo is getting removed pls, …
 
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@Jellybb can I pick your brains, please?

Is it worth paying more money for good shampoo/conditioner?

I’m blonde and I cannot grow my hair past a certain point. Ends look like shit but overall, relatively healthy. I won’t chop it cause god damn it I grew these few long scraggly strands

Was going to start with the Loreal metal detox then use an Alfaparf or L’Oreal shampoo/conditioner.

Just so I don’t derail this entirely… Sarah is a gom. Her dark hair suits her much better but the colour is atrocious I’m sure she’ll switch it up again any day now knowing Biden is engaged
 
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I thought it was December 31st 2023 sure December 31st is practically 2 yrs away...i thought it was gona be rush tonget the deal sealed, i cudnt handle 2 yrs of me me me bride bride bridal party 1. 2. 3. 4.
 
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The most exercise that lump gets is moving her thumbs to filter off the 4 + stone,what a sad life to have
 
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I would say there is no way around it you gotta get it trimmed every few months as the ends are breaking off and it’s giving the impression it’s not growing only wash it once a week and olaplex no3 is excellent. Opinions will differ but it’s what I recommend
Sarah is a massive cunt and her hair looks good! She could go a bit shorter
 
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To be fair & not defending Michelle as I might be wrong, but I always wear a sparkly ring on my right ring finger & had a picture up of me & my boyfriend with my hand on his chest, and my phone blew up
Now she could have done it for a rise, but just made me think of my own story
 
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The whole thing is hilarious, all of them trying to get one up on each other!
Michelle has got Sarahs seconds, so nothing really to be smug about, and she might be a while waiting for a ring because we know Brian is fond of biding his time.
Sarah has the head of aviations seconds and she obviously feels insecure about it and lets be honest, he's no catch.
The pair of them need to pipe down and go away off and look after their kids!
 
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Only a once a week wash as is and I take off “the dust” as my hairdresser calls it I may bite the bullet and let her take off a bit more
Adding olaplex no3 to my list! Thanking you!

What’s for dinner this evening Saaaayrah?! Will be a fine affair tonight to eat those feelings 4 breasts in a bun?! Family pack of mince, cooked rare?!
 
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