Ok, im gonna throw this out there, could she possibly have some form of body dysmorphia? I mean she thinks 4 stone is 2 stone.... not to mention the amount of make up and tan she plasters on, she changes her hair and nails on a weekly basis, surely that can't be healthy for either..... her own nails must be bashed to shit, her face is a car crash at the minute, and she can't blame the silkpromax cos she seems to have finally given up the ghost on flogging that fucking thing!
She has this desperate need to be maintained, despite not going anywhere substantial unless its for a freebie stay or a bender....... maybe im too low maintenance to understand the need for the constant need to have a full face of make up and tan to fix the sofa cushions....
Disclaimer - I genuinely cannot stand this plastered tangoed freebie flogging lazy git....