Sarah Burke #5

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PandoraRose

Way overdue for a new thread, thanks to @Funtupthehole for the title


Mod edit, thread title is very messed up with grammar all over the place. It needs to fit without being a confusing mess. No need to be long to shoe horn a rhyme in. Short and sweet are often the best. If something only has 5 likes maybe best to keep naked?
 
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GG_Goode_xx

I found she looked quite old in her stories last night especially when she was in bed crying. I know no one looks good being upset but she looks well beyond her years
 
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Anynews.

GG_Goode_xx said:
I found she looked quite old in her stories last night especially when she was in bed crying. I know no one looks good being upset but she looks well beyond her years
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She is one ugly cryer no doubt about it!!
 
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Funtupthehole

It’s recap time

so Sarah has now been renamed Marjorie Dawes from little Britain.
She survives on a thing called a chipper burger, lawwsawwgna and Tokyo fries
She somehow is a single mother even though her child goes to his dad
Not telling us her weight anymore as she’s like a whores knickers up and down.
Started an email subscription newsletter and literally can’t spell her name
She works 12 hour shifts but noone has any proof.
Am convinced her son is a hologram as he’s never there
Has more bubbles than an aero,
Mother in hospital with blood pressure she cured her with a chipper burger and salt
Stares into the distance like she’s smelling a fart when she wants to look serious.
Charges 9€ upfront for a zoom call and you to weigh yourself,
Thinks she can be on love island!
She’s now a counsellor as we are all psychotic
Dances like a fucking 3 legged horse around the kitchen
Got caught by her clock lying
She deffo ties her Fitbit to her hologram dog to get those steps
Sends her bikey named dog to crèche
Can’t stop on about the runaway bride wedding
Lives in a pair of shorts that we will have to kango hammer off her
Still thinks she is a business owner with a cash box and a weighing scales
And lastly tells her child it was tough to be his mother!!!
what a classy cunt
 
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Onthebandwagon

Did she really jus do a tutorial on how to pour a fucking gin? Another chipper burger seriously does she eat anything else
 
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GG_Goode_xx

Thought she was putting up her tree today when Luke was gone? She must be wrecked so she'll have a gin instead
 
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Anynews.

Omg!! Absolutely brilliant
 
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Livingindublin

Can't cope
 
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Funtupthehole

Livingindublin said:
Can't cope
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I’m very fucking hangry now today and I’m Baltic from walking in the rain out here in inbred land so when I see her and other mogs acting like this I literally can’t cope! Try have a family, at a young age might I add, severe mental health problems no outside help of any kind and live in the arsehole of nowhere for 20 years! Also battle anorexia on and off and-then she puts up oh my steps are done after a walk around the fucking Fairfield! I’ll boot the minge off her! Many a drunken night I spent there
 
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Get off my chest

'So I could be on the lettuce,salt and pepper diet for the next 6 weeks '



Orrrrrrr maybe you could join slimming world Sar... ...oh wait....
 
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