Sarah Burke #114 Sarah 'The Cuckoo' Burke moving from nest to nest in her shiny overpriced shapewear vest

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Where are they getting the money from at all I just don't know! I suppose they're probably not paying anything for the great aunts house so they're saving there but she does nothing? And they have two kids? I just don't get it! I'll bet they're going for a week, she was never the best with the aul numbers!
 
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And I bet of the *98 people she says are going that about 80% of that is Keets family and friends and the other 20% is just Tina Keyring and "the girls"
 
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BUT HER APPAAAAARANCE AND WEIGHT IS NONE OF ANYONES BUSINESS RIGHT?!
 
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Sorry now Wexy but didn’t you know that Saryahs weight loss is nobodies business but hers? She’s definitely huffing that we are keeping track of her alleged weight loss. I doubt she will post about it again now.
 
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Sorry now Wexy but didn’t you know that Saryahs weight loss is nobodies business but hers? She’s definitely huffing that we are keeping track of her alleged weight loss. I doubt she will post about it again now.
I think she will be on tomorrow morning claiming to be down about 4lb, beat into 2 sets of shapewear modeling her size 16 savida jeans that started out as a size 18 penneys jeans
 
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And it’s so obvious at weddings when it’s done on the cheap
 
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She really is laying the groundwork for her bargain bin wedding with all the stories about having no interest in the picture perfect Insta weddinn'. We get it Sarah, you're gonna look like shit, the venue is underwhelming and there's gonna be about 12 guests. bet she'd have interest if she was marrying Biden

Deliiiided she'll take us on the hen with her though cos we've never seen her on her own hen party before....
 
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she needs to see a clinic about some laser, i could hear the stubble.

the face washing and the eating these fuckers do. is there no social decorum anymore
 
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Imagine being so desperate to be married you'd settle for the dealz version of a wedding instead of saving up. Sums her new life post Biden really.
Keeths a catch alright 🫣
Awh remember Alpha wealth.
How's that going
 
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Jesus Sarah why don’t you just get 2 rings out of the barmbrack altogether
 
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Jesus Sarah why don’t you just get 2 rings out of the barmbrack altogether
She wouldn't have time to find the rings because she'd be scoffing the bareback so quick

ETA: I meant barmbrack but bareback is LOLZ
 
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I’d say she was hoping to get a load of freebies for the wedding and when she didn’t she realised she actually has to pay for it
 
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