Her first night back why can’t he cook? Oh I guess he can’t, doesn’t even know how to make beans on toast. Honestly it’s like he studied a degree and got a first in how to be a lazy arsehole to your partner. The fact she tolerates it makes her look like a clown too. Wives of the 1920s got treated with more respect than Sam.The podcast this week: Sam's first day back at home from Dubai, jet-lagged and exhausted. She makes spag bol for tea, but Paul asks her why she can't cook a roast. What an absolute c*nt.
You should be a business PR manager, maybe you are.Her making out it tastes delicious results in complaints. Most of the bad reviews are about the taste. Why doesn’t she manage people’s expectations and them scrutinising her face when she takes it by saying something like it doesn’t taste amazing, because no collagen does and I didn’t want to put artificial flavours in it, but it’s definitely bearable, especially for the benefits. And if you don’t like the taste what I’d recommend is making a healthy breakfast of yoghurt and blueberries (list reasons it’s healthy), take the collagen and by the time you’re a couple of spoonfuls into breakfast the taste won’t even be a memory.
I’m not but thank you! I might DM Sam with a business proposal and a price listHer first night back why can’t he cook? Oh I guess he can’t, doesn’t even know how to make beans on toast. Honestly it’s like he studied a degree and got a first in how to be a lazy arsehole to your partner. The fact she tolerates it makes her look like a clown too. Wives of the 1920s got treated with more respect than Sam.
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You should be a business PR manager, maybe you are.
Same plus he was in Dubai before her and stayed for 2 weeks for a ‘ business trip’ she even said on her pod that it could have been done in a few daysI'd have cooked him a roast with a generous serving of rat poison, cheeky bastard
Hmm, business trip? The man can hardly string a sentence together. I’m sure he was enjoying everything Dubai had to offer….Same plus he was in Dubai before her and stayed for 2 weeks for a ‘ business trip’ she even said on her pod that it could have been done in a few days
What business? You don’t need to go on business trips unless you’re a business person.Same plus he was in Dubai before her and stayed for 2 weeks for a ‘ business trip’ she even said on her pod that it could have been done in a few days
K for ‘Knobheads’ she can have that oneHer sharing that video of her new bathroom with all the personalised 'K' towelsGod she's so desperate to have that name it's embarrassing now
What an awful existence. Having to drop not so subtle hints in the hopes that some bozo who you had 3 kids with will deign to propose to you. Never gonna happen.Looking at how she positions the towels, Sam will say that the one at the top (that's slightly hidden) is an 'F', she will never be a Knightley.
And Greg going ‘oh?’ only for Paul to groan ‘no’ and shake his head. CringeGot the godawful Famlee Diaries on in the background and just had to rewind to check Mampha just actually said ‘when I have my hen do’ yeah keep dreaming luv
Roise actually has a personality until BP. He's too much like his daddy, which is partly sams fault for allowing so much shit!Is Rosie now the favourite as she's getting work? Never seen her praise her so much
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