Sallie Axl #60 Hoe on the snow in the Chateu

[OatMatchaLatte]

"nnnch nnnch never going out in Liverpool again nnch nnch"
"nnnch nnnch don't need anyone but my girls nnch nnch"
"nnnch nnnch look at my 12 year old skin nnnch nnnch"

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

I HAVE TEA!

Shes in tulum and in love according to a mutual acquaintance, Her new fella is into some sort of crypto/investment and minted and not into social media etc. He wants her off it for his privacy and he spends major money on her, and she’s head over heels!

I’m guessing he probably booked her as a prozzie and fell in love with her. He looks a fat mass so no way would she look at him in a bar/club and be initially attracted.
Sals in her pretty woman Era.

Wonder if she’ll be sending money back to the kids she’s deserted?
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Also… there’s usually only one reason these fellas don’t have social media…

 

[Its_Me]

she should be more concerned about what she puts up her nose and vag

And in her lips and face

 

[Weezaweeza]

She has given us some good laughs over the years the mad old cow. Praying for a summer 2024 rat girrrrl return

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Vegas has been replaced

 

[Tracy Beaker]

Sal
'Had to come back to Liverpool, I missed it so much'

it’ll be a picture of her in her string bikini, poolside on a free trial at a local gym with a caption like ‘I’m so happy to know who I can trust In this world just me and my girls. 47 countries and counting. Off to Dubia next month. Onwards and upwards’

 

[Erling Haaland]

Remember the glory days when Sal was getting kidnapped by the Albanian mafia, getting all her scenes cut from a rap video in Benidorm, having her shoes stolen in Dubai and being run out of Liverpool by the ungis 🥲

I miss Side Salad Sal

 

[Mrsoreilly]

This is the pic on her private account, says My K in the bio

 

[Theyannoymetoo]

To be fair the quote is correct “I spent New Year with the love of my life.”.

Herself

I was thinking crack pipe
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I see she has been raiding the dressing up box again

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what in the “Aladdin wants his trousers back” is this monstrosity?!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Soft launch of Sal 2.0

 

[Tracy Beaker]

Also, remember that Mr Bean looking motherfucker from holiday hahahaha

 

[laughing]

Another empire on its way

 

[Lippipops]

More bullshit - 'bill hates owns most of agriculture...what is in your neat exactly' ...thick as pig

 

[specialh]

She must have a magic fanny cos lets face it her personality won’t have won his heart

depends on which personality and which accent she's using!

 

[Ineedmorecoffee]

One tits in tulum, other in tubrook

Early thread title contender I’d say!

 

[Kittypops]

One for Sal's greatest hits:

The 5am Club
UC payout day in her diary
Aaarrrribbbaaa!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Who the fuck is this

 

[GossipingWitch]

I'm devastated, I was so looking forward to seeing her DJ career flourish

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

Ah she’s back with the bad photoshop

Sighs with relief 🥲

 

[Norfolking Good]

Are the DWP aware she is no longer a resident of the UK? I hope all her payments have been ceased as she is now a superstar DJ. I’d hate my hard worked for taxes to still be paying for her crab lotion and antibiotics