Sallie Axl #54 Boobs hanging out & getting drunk, now the vegan’s straddling a poor elephant's trunk

[Its_Me]

Why does everywhere she goes look like absolute shit. I know someone in Tulum at the moment and they make it look enviable. This ‘villa’ she’s at same one as before looks like it was deserted during the war in a forgotten part of the country.

 

[Keera]

Judging her antics over the last two weeks and her previous ‘trips’ to Dubai, I think that’s probably for the best. Two questions, how is she not bored of doing the same thing every night, swaying to the same beat? Also, how has she got the stamina to do all nighters? I know drugs have been taken but surely if they’re taken every night they pose a serious health / life concern? I’ve never done drugs other than a bit of weed in my teens-
So I don’t know the effects!

When I was younger and crazier I used to take coke regularly on nights out, and it did keep me going while in Ibiza for example on about 1-2 hrs sleep a night for a week and yes thinking back it makes me cringe how dangerous it was
Unlike Sal I grew up and left all that to the teenagers

 

[Salliesleftarsecheek]

I’ve always enjoyed having a laugh at Val’s expense but this latest version of her… like I know these girls will know what they’ve signed up for, it’s not their first rodeo I doubt (and less face it they aren’t friends, they just all be on the same agency or forum) but I’m getting increasingly uncomfortable at the videos of her oozing around like fucking Peter Stringfellow. It’s just all so grubby. I can imagine her actively recruiting young girls too, telling them all the money she lies about earning. It smacks of a pyramid scheme but for fanny.

 

[Bowbow82]

She’s defo lied about her age to her new mates hasn’t she

She looks old enough to be their mum though. This whole thing is so weird and uncomfortable to watch. Predatory behaviour

 

[gbboz]

They flew on Xmas day she put up a story at the airport yesterday anything for a cheap flight dw about making Xmas special

 

[Lyla001]

I’ve always enjoyed having a laugh at Val’s expense but this latest version of her… like I know these girls will know what they’ve signed up for, it’s not their first rodeo I doubt (and less face it they aren’t friends, they just all be on the same agency or forum) but I’m getting increasingly uncomfortable at the videos of her oozing around like fucking Peter Stringfellow. It’s just all so grubby. I can imagine her actively recruiting young girls too, telling them all the money she lies about earning. It smacks of a pyramid scheme but for fanny.

Fuckin Peter Stringfellow - pissin myself

So... new names for Sal so far on this trip:
Ghislane Axl
Sallie Saville
Sallie Stringfellow

 

[Weezaweeza]

Sooooy excited to see which of her personalities/accents she brings to TULUM (why does she always write it in capitals? )

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I remember the days of taking loads of pills in a night and not being able to pee then when i finally could it felt horrible. Imagine 3 weeks of that

 

[bluecups]

Another early 90's raver here! I thought the exact same thing watching her stories - shit music, low energy and horrible people clutching their phones. Nobody looks like they're even enjoying themselves, probably all on ketamine. Looks shite. I went to a rave on my own once spontaneously and was fine because it was such a safe scene back then. Imagine going across the world on your own, taking fuck knows what drugs and having nobody watching your back. It's fucking terrifying, I'm surprised she hasn't been trafficked or killed.

proud of my old raver status & yes happily chatted absolute biscuits in loos with shiny happy people all over the North - loved it!

We should have a old raver thread! X

WHISTLE POSSE MAKE SOME NOISE!

 

[RuEvenReal]

Sweaty Ketty Sal

 

[Cilla Slack]

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If anyone filmed me like that when I was dancing I'd be fuming. They both look so uncomfortable with the flash on in their faces don't they! Xx

Salt Bae and Sonia off Eastenders?

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I’ve always enjoyed having a laugh at Val’s expense but this latest version of her… like I know these girls will know what they’ve signed up for, it’s not their first rodeo I doubt (and less face it they aren’t friends, they just all be on the same agency or forum) but I’m getting increasingly uncomfortable at the videos of her oozing around like fucking Peter Stringfellow. It’s just all so grubby. I can imagine her actively recruiting young girls too, telling them all the money she lies about earning. It smacks of a pyramid scheme but for fanny.

Sal is a MLM hun of fanny

 

[Halfbaked]

Sallie Axl fan art an uncanny resemblance....


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This inspired me to look for old sallieaxl posts so then I found this 60th Rasta cake - do we know how old Lisa is or who else this could have been for?

Edited to add the salon pic - thought the pic on the left was a dog at first

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Saw this on the meme thread and thought of Val

 

[Piff paff puff]

Are the rules for going to Tulum that you've got to have really bad hair?

 

[Lizzie23]

We are not full of hate Val, we do live happy lifes. We enjoy watching the soap opera that is your life, like Shameless with face chains and Anne Summers nightwear for day wear. Keep it up!!

 

[RuEvenReal]

Look at me in a ket hole instead of spending NY with my kids whoooo I'm so cool whoo

 

[TheInformant]

A Christmas day so good that our Sal didn't get her phone out to film anything or take any pictures...?!?

 

[Queenie Pop]

Probably the woman she owns money to from last time she went out there can’t remember her name cause she’s definitely not paid her back has she

I was thinking that. She scabbed £600 off Bella last year, the year before that she stole a camera and used Chloe to pick her up from an airport. There’s a long list of REAL people she’s pissed off. probably someone who realises these girls best hold on to their purses. She falls out with friends constantly.
mind you, bet she’s been loving this attention as the victim today.
I don’t believe for one minute a tattler could be arsed to message a friend of hers.

WAAAAAA SALLIE!!! Old trout doesn’t know what planet she’s on

 

[RuEvenReal]

Personally I'm enjoying all the old sesh head confessions, do we have a thread for that? I've got a few stories hahaha