Sallie Axl #52 Vegas had a better birthday than Val

[gingrog]

These shoes want retiring ASAP

 

[silent.movie]

There wasn’t one part of her birthday that looked amazing, I can honestly say she looked like she had more fun on the camel day out than the past week touring Dubai hotel rooms!

 

[Anna Delvey]

What the fuck was that Tik Tok. Like what the actual fuck. I’m just as confused as that time she wore a Bally to Asda petty station

 

[Cilla Slack]

Home cooked !!! All she’s done is put shop bought food on a plate . Bet she doesn’t even know how to turn the oven on

Looks like something out of I'm a Celebrity, anuses and eyeballs all over the gaff.

Nice to see she bought herself a new pair of tits, I wouldn't have noticed the difference.

 

[laughing]

Worse Photoshop EVER.

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

12 months!! how many businesses is this now? They must be in triple digits?

Bloody hell Jeff Bazos must be shitting himself now Sal has gone and got herself an iPad mini to take over the world!!

 

[Viewer123]

Buys a tom ford lip gloss so obvs has the film the box and then film herself slathering it across them big rotten sausage lips and smacking them together

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Boss bitch with the laptop reminds me of those newbies you get in work who turn up in a suit with a briefcase, then the next day turn up dressed as normal because they realised what a tit they looked trying to be all corporate

 

[kermucklowe]

Obviously made a little bit of dough to do an M&S shop, back to Aldi next week Val. Does anyone else take pics of their M&S tea? No.....thought not...you can tell she's not used to it.

 

[Justhereforthebantslll]

I don’t think she’s the worst looking person by any stretch, also not the best. However shes absolutely fucked if she goes missing. People will be looking for her on insta and walk right past her

 

[pussygolightly]

How can she not know her bra top is on inside out

 

[Lovethesun]

What is with that stupid voice omg I’m crying . It’s like Moira when she does her fake British accent in Schitts Creek . Amazing viewing made my night . If your ever having a bad day just watch that it will cheer you right up

 

[Jjjjj555]

Her new nose is giving Whoville

 

[Freeflower2021]

She 'found' her bag.

 

[wiganuser]

Someone needs to pay for their minimum payment on their vanquis cc

Imagine the crotch on this and not a fucking chance she is a 6. No way a pair of those size jeans would fit on that slab of fudge waist

 

[wiganuser]

View attachment 1642495Looks like she had a house fire while she was away...

It's the same shape as Val

 

[Platformcrocs]

People who actually use chauffeurs don't need to go on the beg ask randoms on Insta cos they already know who to speak to. Better get downloading Uber Sal, good thing you've got wifi on the plane

 

[RattyBumBum]

What will
Last longer, sals new business idea or that lettuce that defeated Liz Truss?

 

[satwithabrew]

Remember the 5am club she used to do get ready for the eggs and chilli flakes

it’s like she’s on repeat her whole life it does a full circle, full of wind shit and piss! She never changes

 

[Freeflower2021]

I'm looking forward to the day that narcissism goes out of fashion.... In the hope these instahuns vanish