Sallie Axl #52 Vegas had a better birthday than Val

[Quarrantinemadness]

She’s like a 6 year old, I want to be a vet, no a teacher, a doctor, a gardener. Just flits from one thing to the next constantly, and genuinely believes she will succeed in everything. I would’ve thought you’d at least need to be able to spell to write a book, but clearly not!

 

[Cilla Slack]

‘Oh my god, Jackie!’

… ‘Yeah, Jackie.’

 

[Fat-tits]

1. Shall I buy this bag to go with my $4k (fake) dress
2. People who spend money on experiences rather than shit designer clothes are happier, Sal - this is me!!! Hahaha make it make sense

3. Vegan Sal back on the chicken?

 

[Anna Delvey]

Val's fucking off to London on Wednesday, isn't she? Till Monday? So much for Lisa "moving in for a bit".

Sal “I love my mum, she’s my best friend, you can’t beat your own mum being your best friend, I’m so happy she’s moving in, I’ve been convincing her for ages to move in and she’s moving in! Nothing better than living with your mum who’s your best friend”

Also Sal: “I’m going to London all week..”

 

[wiganuser]

There wasn’t one part of her birthday that looked amazing, I can honestly say she looked like she had more fun on the camel day out than the past week touring Dubai hotel rooms!

If I had an amazing time away I'd be too busy to post anything.

She's spent half the time watching TV in the room, eating leftovers from the bins. Scruffy cunt

 

[silent.movie]

That won’t be on the blag sites… that’s a lot of effort to try and replicate! The fabric alone would be a nightmare to handle/size and no one will accept it’s genuine when all the horrible rhinestones fall off, I’m genuinely convinced balenciaga create disgusting clothing and shoes just to see if people will pay the prices for it

anyone who gets that dress will forever look like this

 

[Zxx1]

£188 for a table that looks as melted as her face

 

[Viewer123]

Jesus Christ …

Her nose is like the child catchers from chitty chitty bang bang with that filter

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

At least her outfit is wipe clean

 

[bettybutler]

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Where the fuck do I start

In the bin that’s where you start and finish whatever the fuck she’s wearing

 

[silent.movie]

Weird someone mentioned pregnant, she said on her earlier story ‘nesting’ and the other day she said she didn’t know why her boobs were getting so big… imagine!!

 

[Lovethesun]

That woman who she’s with is bizarre ….. I can’t explain it like her stance , she’s like an insect

 

[pussygolightly]

Not hard to Google it val .. or are you looking for another freebie, because you’re skint

 

[Cilla Slack]

Solved it!

Look up the hashtag #Cashsexual on TikTok, it's a viral thing the younger ones are doing. I reckon Val tried to jump on the bandwagon before realising that it makes her sound like the auld prozzie that she is, trading sex for cash.

 

[laughing]

' Me and my girls love holidays'

Girls = mates, not daughter's

 

[RattyBumBum]

So for a bit of fun. If Sal did have a proper real job, what would it be…

Wrong answers only

podcaster on domestic violence issues. Oh no wait…..

 

[Lyla001]

I just dont get how she can sit there in business class acting like an international business woman- when in fact some fat sweaty pimp has paid for her seat, along with fuck knows what being done to her on her arrival.
She acts like her shit doesnt stink!.

Meanwhile her children are left at home with her mother wondering when the fuck she will be back.

Sal you are a shit excuse for a mother, you make me sick.

 

[Viewer123]

Because it was never lost in the first place, was it Sal

She’s using the same trick I do when me and my husband go to restaurants and do the big shop at the supermarket pull the other one Sal

 

[kermucklowe]

We mention all the businesses she's "started" and we've never heard from again and all of a sudden Black Rabbit's back!!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Ffs even her boobs have fallen out with each other, ones in New Brighton the other looking out to Huyton.

Imagine filming your OF content with your mum living in your house