Sallie Axl #51 The Tuebrook ostrich, having a wine and a line

[Justhereforthebantslll]

Quite telling that all her talk about prep for the morning was just about her “got my coffee ready, my gym stuff out” no mention of the 900 tasks you have to complete to the kids stuff prepped for the morning.

This! I make sure im up before the kids so I can have a coffee otherwise, we’re Fucked for the day. Uniforms. Breakfast. Packed lunches. PE kits. Swimming kits. Signed forms blah blah blah. I’ve never seen a parent with school age kids calm in the morning.

 

[SC1990]

So she's having a coffee...with her bag and coat on

 

[gbboz]

Why does she think having coffee makes her soyyy classy and together I CANT deal! She is beyond unhinged

 

[Lovethesun]

She’s comedy gold with her pretend school runs .

 

[RuEvenReal]

Does she do anything at the gym except take pictures of herself?! Imagine trying to work out near her I'd have an embolism from cringing so hard

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

Who the hell wants to watch her day. I’ve just sat down after getting up at 6am. Boring as hell but manage to most people but still do a million more things than Sal achieves in a day. Plus I have a child that lives with me and actually have a real full time job

 

[FruityTooty]

Who the hell wants to watch her day. I’ve just sat down after getting up at 6am. Boring as hell but manage to most people but still do a million more things than Sal achieves in a day. Plus I have a child that lives with me and actually have a real full time job

The laying in a dark pod of some kind, for 45 mins, nearly killed me off. I would have been lay there thinking of the million things I needed to be actually getting on with.

 

[Viewer123]

The voiceover on that video was terrible…she could have used her diary to write herself some lines so she sounded half sensible coz I’m not being funny but if that’s all she does with her days she doesn’t need a diary for anything else I can’t even go to the toilet in peace never mind laying in a pod for 45 minutes

 

[Ekathrina]

I’d love to lie in a darkened pod for 45 minutes. It would make a change from a cat lying on me every time I even attempt to sit down.

 

[Ooo-TheNews]

Sallie Axl tick tock is THE place to be 🫣🫣🫣

 

[chattycatty]

Not sure if it’s been said but £185 for a gym membership she’s such a bleep her TikTok’s are hilarious

 

[Ibellylaughtoomuch]

Shes actually tapped in the head... I hope that soy soy good gym an hrs round trip away hasnt asked her for a collab because that tiktok video is like something my 8 Yr old would create. Scruffy cow is probably barred from every gym in liverpool

 

[Gossipxoxogirl]

Not sure if it’s been said but £185 for a gym membership she’s such a bleep her TikTok’s are hilarious

But she’s on Universal Credit

Her response on her TikTok is absolutely hilarious!

 

[Lyla001]

That fuckin Tiktok!! I am literally sat here pissin myself
I need a bloody hibernation pod after watching that.
Sal you are something else hun.

I wonder if she will do one where she details how she manages to pay £185 a month gym membership

 

[Weezaweeza]

Love the stick she gets on tik tok

 

[FruityTooty]

'robbed so bad' - she's not the brightest is she. You've either been burgled or you've not
Her ability to articulate herself is really very poor isn't it.

 

[Viewer123]

Love the stick she gets on tik tok

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I loved this comment Sal follows Sallie law..she’s not bound by boring UK laws and regulations…she’s a free willed nomad and doesn’t care if she causes an accident filming a tit tiktok with her child in the back of the car (obvs I know she wasn’t really there as it’s a fake school run ) #mumoftheyear #wearealljealousofsal

 

[Cilla Slack]

Her ability to articulate herself is really very poor isn't it.

Val only speaks the language of love noshing.

 

[Elle__Dee]

Free tap water, to fill your glass up all day, as much as you want.

 

[Ooo-TheNews]

Has she only now discovered coffee ?