Sallie Axl #51 The Tuebrook ostrich, having a wine and a line

[Cilla Slack]

What the fuck is this.

 

[Justdrinkingtea]

‘Doing a diploma’. Another thing to add to the list of stuff that will NEVER HAPPEN (see also bunk beds, becoming an estate agent in - I think - Dubia, working with women in prisons, etc etc)

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why does she look like one of the three blind mice whenever she wears sunglasses?

 

[pussygolightly]

Oh look .. it’s our Sal

 

[Cilla Slack]

Sitting in bizzo cosplaying one of the Appleton sisters from mid to late nineties All Saints.

You ain't no Shaznay, hun.

 

[Platformcrocs]

Saw this earlier and Sal "not doing OnlyFans anymore" came to mind...

 

[IamMyaJ]

I remember from her recent cooking on cocaine live that she said that she's got one of the kids over Christmas and she was considering spending it abroad. That probs means that The Enabler fancies another Turkey and Tinsel holiday in Tenerife, and Val will tag along looking for fresh meat.

Cooking on cocaine live

 

[RattyBumBum]

She’s now self diagnosed herself as having adhd because her slaggy mate claims to have it. You don’t have adhd Sal it takes ages to get that diagnosed, you’re just a coke head. That’s all. It’s cocaine not adhd.

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Soul trader

 

[silent.movie]

The human furbee’s behaviour was comical, her need to feel like the main character even in someone else’s life is actually mental hahaha.

I know life isn’t about fitting in, and living it how you want - but then there’s Val, who is living like she’s the only person that matters even on someone else’s big day

 

[ladymanc221]

She is selling this monstrosity of a creation lads I am soooooooooo tempted to message her and say "I will give you a tenner to throw it in the fucking bin"

 

[Justnosey100]

I’m guessing this was posted months ago but I cba to go through the thread so incase it wasn’t….Would explain what happened to the rangeyyyy

 

[Poppykisses87]

Standing up and heckling through the speech the bride also looked furious during the first dance when Sal approached her She’s definitely going to be that guest that everyone is talking about the next day.

seems like throughout this whole day she’s tried to share the attention with the bride. Getting right in her face for pics and videos, her awful attention seeking Orville dress, on the dance floor when no one else was then rushing straight up within an inch of the couple, being loud during the speech. Can imagine what everyone else is thinking!
Absolutely vile and narcissistic.


On a separate note - how many guys do we reckon she’s been trying to score a business deal with tonight?! I bet she’s sniffing around watching to see who gives wrapped presents or envelopes on the gift table to see who she should target next ! hope the post box is secure!

 

[Weezaweeza]

You guys are making me feel bad - my cat was 3 today and all I got her was a 99p pack of ham from the spar! I could learn a trick or two from val (in many ways I’m sure)

 

[kermucklowe]

For God's sake, what is she thinking, never mind Burning Man, she doing it herself, Gurning Woman

 

[Hanna21]

Val’s spirit animal

 

[Lyla001]

Thread suggestion.
Sal in dubai for birthday bash - same as always, shes got no cash

 

[Chi4]

She’s gone quiet , she has either
1-passed out
2-pulled and filming for her OF
3- shagging in a bush

 

[Cilla Slack]

' Cooking on Cocaine' - got quite a ring to it that, you know.
Ready steady cook is waaayyy past its sell by date!

Ready, Steady, Snort featuring Dyson's finest hoover, Sallie Vacuum.

 

[Anna Delvey]

Lmao why is she making out the owner of flannels has personally invited her to lunch and given her free beauty products

 

[Its_Me]

Reckons she got the sickest dress today (the balenciaga one) but she’s not wearing it tonight she’s saving it for another special occasion.

Translated to she’s ordered it off Ali Express.