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wiganuser

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I would be LIVID if my guests were putting my wedding and all the speeches on their story.

I don't rate the bride much if she invite axl to a wedding. I bet she's sucking off lads for shots as we speak
 
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Stripper Vicar

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On my dogs 10th birthday i got him a party hat and one for his doggy cousin too. We got them doggy cupcakes and we had a buffet 🤣

I’ll see myself out 🚶‍♀️🚪🤣
 
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She’s nearer to 40 than 30 and still hasn’t grown up, I have got cheese in my fridge more mature than her and it probably smells a lot better.
 
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ladymanc221

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I think Sal's version of a busy day is very different to ours?!
Wake up, get ready and eye fuck
Relaxing Morning Coffee for 2 hours,
Talk in a strange accent
Eye fuck
drive past a school (classes as a school run)
eye fuck,
make a prat of herself at the gym,
eye fuck,
Write some big scribbles in a notebook
Eye fuck
Nip to Tesco for crabsticks and femfresh
Eye fuck
get another coffee,
Eye fuck
Talk in a strange accent
Eye fuck
Get another coffee
Drive past another school (classes as a school run)
Eye fuck
Get home scare the shit out of Vegas
Light some candles and get in bed
Eye fuck
You get the jist Huns 🤣🤣🤣
Would I watch a day in the life of Sal??? Nah, would rather stick hot pins in my eyes and get a severe case of the shits 💩💩💩
 
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Zxx1

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She doesn’t get so much done because of the 5am club, she gets so much done because she’s unemployed and doesn’t have custody of her kids.
 
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Its_Me

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You start feeling pity towards her (it’s momentary).
But Dubai on her own in a Laduree on her birthday - she is still being superficial & trying to give an impression.

But short story a few weeks ago I was in France - on my own & went into a laduree (because I needed a piss) spent £22 on a cake & a drink to justify having a piss - then sat there raging because it cost £22 for a piss.

Ps I FUCKING HATE MACARONS …
Never feel sorry for her. Most people at her age are happy to have a nice meal with friends and family for their birthday. I would even go away for my birthday on my own , somewhere nice like a spa to have a day of pampering by myself. But flying off to Dubai to meet some fake friends in one of the most soulless places and sitting on your own in a mall just to flex for the gram when you’ve got kids at home who probably would love to see their mum on her birthday is just plain narcissistic. And weird.
 
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Katewinsletsknee

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Oooh FUCK OFF Sal …..

Pretending you are a business woman.
I mean, seriously FUCK OFF.

Now off to Dubai (don’t forget to pack your SHOEZONE Plimsolls - you might get your shoes taken off you again) it’s tragic because she is so entrenched in her own lies, I don’t think she can differentiate truth or a lie.

i don’t give a FUCK if you suck cock to pay for scatter cushions & shopping sprees on Ali Express, I genuinely don’t care. It’s this narrative though you are a business woman, which is established as BULLSHIT when months ago you were in a house in Cheshire filming amateur porn … you see we know that’s what you do, again your choice.

Its the part where these BOSS BABES aka sucks cock on the clock, try to make out because they have a laptop (to watch Netflix & Hayu) carry a diary etc they are earning a living - forecasting, trouble shooting & doing “business” stuff - I say this mismatch of things because these BOSS BABES are clueless & this is there assumption of “business”.
 
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Justdrinkingtea

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Can’t even take her kid back to school shopping without drinking.. she’s defo got a problem with alcohol
Imagine filming yourself getting pissed and ordering BRrrruschetta and eye fucking yourself while taking your child “back to school” shopping (as if their dads and Lisa haven’t done the bulk of it)

RIP me, I have just passed away from second hand embarrassment 🪦
 
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FruityTooty

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How long ago was this? She looks gorgeous in this photo. She's ruined her face with all that filler and botched eye surgery.
 
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LeBlonde

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Wow. So Sal has diagnosed herself with ADHD and thinks she can just waltz into the GP surgery and demand treatment?
My husband has ADHD. He will be on hardcore medication for the rest of his life. It is not a joke, or a fad. It is really, really tough. For him, and sometimes for us, his family.
These fucking Instatwats jumping on this bandwagon because they think it’s something cool, and not realising that it’s a mental health condition that has severe and serious repercussions for the people who suffer from it. It drives me mad!
And seriously? It’s difficult in your house because your little daughter has ADHD? You’re a part time parent! You don’t even have your children, and yet the little time you do, is too difficult for you? God, she really is the most useless, selfish, pathetic excuse for a mother. Those poor girls.
She probably only wants ADHD medication so she can stop shelling out money on coke.
 
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