Me and my mate was going to go quite a few years ago . The planning for it was unbelievable! I will eat both my feet if she actually gets there lol
Sallie Axl #50 First we had Mr Bean, now Sals filming a porno with the front man from Queen!
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Just reading about it, just can't wait.
But will she miss her BFF wedding?
But will she miss her BFF wedding?
I’ve just had a look at a beginners guide - that’s my idea of hell! No way she has enough forward planning ability/money to organise herself for that!
Bet she thinks it’s a bleeping music festival 
she will stand out like a sore thumb ffs eye bleeping herself
she will stand out like a sore thumb ffs eye bleeping herself
Burning Man is seriously hardcore it's not a music festival at all, it's more like a social experiment in survival. There's no shops or stalls to buy anything as it's a 'no money society', you have to take all your food, water, shelter with you for 5 days in the desert. No where to charge your phone for 'content'. If you can't demonstrate you are properly kitted out they turn you away at the gate.
If she's going you'd expect her to be in Reno now assembling her kit
If she's going you'd expect her to be in Reno now assembling her kit
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Isn’t she going to Midburn in Israel? Not Burning Man in the US? Easy to get tickets but needs logistics as have to find a camp that will have you, bring own supplies and make your way from Tel Aviv airport to the desert which is a considerable drive. Take it from someone who has been. Plus she is sooooooo not the target audience, gonna be soooo cringe and can predict a break down on the way.
Burning man, duck that. I’d rather do what I’ll be doing this weekend which will be sitting in front of the telly, manifesting autumn so I can start on the pumpkin spice everything like the basic witch I am.
I think you'll find it's Isreal
I've been to BM twice and it was amaaaaazing, would def go again but the planning and everything is like a part time job for the few months before. All worth it but very expensive and takes a lot out of you pre and post festival.
It’s how our Sal spells IsraelAre you correcting my correct spelling with a mistype??
Burning Man - Come and join us building a huge city full of gigantic temporary constructions that will become iconic throughout time. What's your skill?
Our Val - Squirting.
Our Val - Squirting.
We all like to laugh at her holidays but I honestly think if she goes to Burning Man she will actually die. Imagine trying to survive in the desert without any preparation
I’m actually rooting for her to make it there so much. I know the likelihood of it actually happening is next to zero, and we’ll either never hear about it again or hear a load of excuses. But my god, can you imagine it? The level of nervous breakdown would be riveting 
She'll be sucking cocks left right and centre to get on robot heart
She'll be sucking cocks left right and centre to get on robot heart
Playing Penis Pogo for a place to kip each night, from one quick jump to the next, boing, boing, boing.
I checked it in the Sallie Axl Dictionary of Consistently Wrong Spelling.Are you correcting my correct spelling with a mistype??
She's a big fan of Televe, Isreal. Seem to remember she was planning a trip to Sorrotto in Italy too
I will honestly die to see her set her phone up against a rock and film herself wobbling off into the distance on her push bike. (and then cycle back to collect the phone!)
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