Sallie Axl #50 First we had Mr Bean, now Sals filming a porno with the front man from Queen!

[Justhereforthebantslll]

Burning man, duck that. I’d rather do what I’ll be doing this weekend which will be sitting in front of the telly, manifesting autumn so I can start on the pumpkin spice everything like the basic witch I am.

That. Sounds. Perfect.

It never ceases to amaze me how often she videos herself on her stories. That creeps me out. I usually have to force myself to take a selfie as I’m sure people would forget what I look like Sal uploads herself more in her stories in one day than I do in a whole year

 

[Halfbaked]

I checked it in the Sallie Axl Dictionary of Consistently Wrong Spelling.

She's a big fan of Televe, Isreal. Seem to remember she was planning a trip to Sorrotto in Italy too

Don't forget her time living in Dubia

 

[JE172]

Burning man, duck that. I’d rather do what I’ll be doing this weekend which will be sitting in front of the telly, manifesting autumn so I can start on the pumpkin spice everything like the basic witch I am.

Greggs launched their PSL today, just had my first one!!!

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Greggs launched their PSL today, just had my first one!!!

Omg I’ll be going! I had some Nespresso caps delivered but they aren’t great. I’ve got the monin pumpkin spice syrup but doesn’t feel the same when you make it yourself

 

[IamMyaJ]

I really hope she does go because I want round two of a camel trying to kill her

 

[Chi4]

Can’t wait for this or the excuse why she cannot go .

 

[IamMyaJ]

I am so ready for this don’t let us down Val we counting on you

 

[pussygolightly]

You have to eat on your own Sal .. you alienate all your friends

 

[Anna Delvey]

I’ve read that post about burning man and I still have no idea what it is.. is it just hippies getting high in the desert?

 

[Chi4]

I’ve read that post about burning man and I still have no idea what it is.. is it just hippies getting high in the desert?

I think nowadays it’s more to go , so you can post pics on Insta in elaborate outfits ! It’s like a huge rave in the desert loads of djs and you have to
Trade things .

 

[Anna Delvey]

I think nowadays it’s more to go , so you can post pics on Insta in elaborate outfits ! It’s like a huge rave in the desert loads of djs and you have to
Trade things .

just sounds like a festival to me

why is Val posting the same photos she posted about 12 hours ago? She’s so self absorbed

 

[Bowbow82]

Read the first paragraph and this is so not ooor Val

Also, doesn’t she have a criminal record so how does she get into ?
And what happened to Israel? When was that meant to be?

Sounds tit. It reminds me of a works workshop when you’re forced to participate for a day

 

[ladymanc221]

Can’t wait for this or the excuse why she cannot go .

Me too maybe the bunk beds are finally turning up after all this time so she can't go 'Bullshitting Man"??

 

[silent.movie]

You have to eat on your own Sal .. you alienate all your friends

That and she eats like she was taught her table manners by a horse with peanut butter stuck to the roof of its mouth
Her lip smacking as well makes me sick, it’s like two rubber rings colliding on her face.

 

[IamMyaJ]

Did anyone catch her live the other night when she was eating crisps MY GOD it was awful

 

[Lyla001]

Yeh, don’t tell anyone, cos someone from the year below might copy

Yeh then they will end up having a scrap in playground round their cricket carrier bags!

 

[pussygolightly]

Sal is panicking now cause we will be able to see where she’s really posting from lol

 

[RattyBumBum]

At burning man cash isn’t the currency. No proper shops etc. You are encouraged to trade, it’s quite well known that some wealthy ‘men’ take women to use as their trades for the things they need. That’s probably how she’s getting there, (if at all) she’s being being used as currency!

 

[Cilla Slack]

Sal is panicking now cause we will be able to see where she’s really posting from lol

Burning Creamfields, the wool.

 

[laughing]

Ah babes, she can't go, she don't have the covid vaccine.

Don't believe she was ever going and I reckon she has had the vaccine.