Sallie Axl #50 First we had Mr Bean, now Sals filming a porno with the front man from Queen!

[uno momento *****]

Ahaha, she was trying to geg in on the Tulum posse's trip. Probably left her dangling till the last minute "Soooooooy Salvador, no spare ticket after all. Byeeeeee!"



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Lol i read that as “the universal credit had other plans”

 

[Anna Delvey]

Right, who was it?

she read it out and went “aww cute one thou?”

 

[laughing]

Didn't realise that the wedding was fancy dress, our Sal is going as Orville

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Our gal Val looking FLY

 

[Universal]

At least no one else will turn up in the same dress.

Its so disrespectful to turn up to a wedding dressed like that with skin like an oily seal.

 

[Zxx1]

She looks like something from white chicks

 

[Chi4]

Showing my age here but "Rod Hull and Emu" spring to mind

Hahaha I’m at work and just saw that and thought she looks like a pastel emu . Who’s wears that to a wedding lol. Looks awful

Waits for later when she’s drank the free bar dry and starts the old ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and ariiiibabbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’s

 

[Justdrinkingtea]

I’m fully in bits at the dress, it’s worse than we could have imagined what was the silky blue number then, a ruse?

 

[2oldforthisshiz]

She's constantly sniffing!!!

 

[observerisshe]

She's constantly sniffing!!!

Hayfever babez

 

[Davena94]

She deffo won't be the only one there who's had a few lines for breakfast

 

[Salliesleftarsecheek]

bleeping hell she’s outdone herself!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Imagine having a private insta and then some bleep like Axl sharing your bleeping wedding dress before you even get a chance I would have been fuming if anyone had shared pictures of my wedding before me but then none of my friends would as they aren’t gobshites like her.

 

[Chi4]

Everyone’s dressed in nice dresses , covered up then there is Sal with everything hanging out .

 

[Bowbow82]

The one thing Sal has going for her is that she has no self awareness. She honestly mustn’t give a tit because if I was dressed like that, at that wedding where people are dressed as you’d expect, I’d cry and want to hide in the corner. It’s something I’d have a bad dream about…..

 

[HmmmReally]

Imagine turning up as big bird to your mates wedding

absolute rotter

 

[laughing]

Has the fancy dress outfit got no side panel to it?

 

[emanwhe]

So our Sal has shared the bride’s dress and the wedding venue to thousands of bleeping strangers online AND showed up wearing a fancy dress costume…she’ll never be invited to another wedding again.

 

[Platformcrocs]

I honestly love her brass balls. Turning up like that with ya lamb flaps out and bag of gear in tow. Absolutely zero self awareness. She'll be clinging on to anyone who looks at her, give it a few hours and it'll be ARRRRIBAAAA time

 

[RuEvenReal]

She looks like a Fluffy pom pom keyring