The yellow bits are making me think of a cadburys crème egg 
Sallie Axl #50 First we had Mr Bean, now Sals filming a porno with the front man from Queen!
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Her mates must dread her turning up places. Wondering wtf she will wear. I’d die if she turned up to my wedding with all my family there
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaha that dress
Has she got no mates to help her chose a bag???????
The tuebrook ostrich having a line and a wine at midday… duck me what were they thinking inviting her
What in the escort ostrich on acid dress is that for a wedding
Fancy turning up to a wedding looking like big bird on acid
Why has she turned into a Cockney after a few lines? She's also absolutely manic!
Imagine being sat on her table making small talk from hell
There’s no way she’s lasting a whole wedding, she won’t make it at this rate, she’s already drunk/high. How’s she going to sit still/keep quiet during the service?
duck me how much perfume did she wanna spray on herself.
she always looks dirty
she always looks dirty
yeah I thought she seemed really erratic and high! It’s embarrassing
Imagine being stuck next to her on a table at dinner.
Oh to be a fly on the wall in the venue when she rocks up
Fancy going ya mates wedding with nostrils red raw….
These are thread titles for sure
Escort ostrich dress having a line & a wine
Snarler Lawson being sly on the eyebrows, there.
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