Sallie Axl #48 The Camel that broke the Axl’s back

[FruityTooty]

added what you missed Val

 

[Cilla Slack]

Saltfishness - Two bags of ket and a packet of crabsticks, please.

 

[Stepstep20]

Aww I accidentally sent her a laughing face reaction and the twat blocked me. It’s a sad day

Can someone kindly put up the link to view stories please so I can still have a laugh 🫶

 

[Cilla Slack]

God bless you Pete Burns.

 

[QueenBarb2]

Are we all on her closest friends list then because it’s not seeming quiet to me this drug fuelled trip so far

 

[PiggyPigPigs]

I'm in North Devon at the moment because I'm a nomad on holiday, saw this in a gift shop & thought of our Val

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

Just turned 6
The pose, the pout, the belly top

get me off this planet, how are people raising children this way

 

[Thetruth123]

I think I’ve found sal’s doppelgänger

 

[Stripper Vicar]

As if she’s put Ibiza in her fucking bio the weapon

Letting the locals know her tuna canoe is ready for business

 

[Ooo-TheNews]

She’s ditched Layla on her own in the middle of IBZ for a random lad and been an all round cunt to her.

If you ask her on insta she’ll tell you, she seems a really nice girl, love her.

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

I read on here about her mum being brought along , but in fairness my mum comes a lot of love a with me and my child , out of choice , it’s called a good bind relationship. Her and her mum seem like they have that

Also kids party’s do not have to consist of loads of shit sugar “treats” I would rather my child eat good food instead tbh. I’m not sticking up for anyone her but like feel like the girls gets a death on here and she’s actually trying don do something nice for her kid. Just me opinion . The top very revealing and not a choice any normal parent would go for I can agreee on

I suppose she’s not stabbing the kids dad in front of her kid so that’s always an improvement on her previous parenting style.

 

[Smol52]

Any spot the large bag of white powder and the rolled up device to the side

 

[reCAPTCHA]

“Power beings problems” “Calateral”

People like Sally should have to pass a test before being allowed on the internet.

 

[Anna Delvey]

Sal surrounding herself with coke again no surprise.

I deffo think she had some sort of court hearing the other day over those kids and that’s why someone was manifesting for her on their story. Also probably why she’s gone to Ibiza to drown her sorrows knowing she’s never getting those kids back full time.

Sal you’re just an utter scruff mate like you’re some washed up Z list celeb that has gone nowhere in life. You’ve sold yourself to make money and have never earned an honest living but act like you’re all high and mighty.

You can have all the money in the world and all the holidays but I’d rather have my kids you are literally a laughing stock imagine being nearly 40 and falling out with friends every week!

So embarrassing

 

[Rosieroo69]

Didn’t know Rolex’s turned green after wearing them for a while

 

[LeBlonde]

Her face looks like a Bo Selecta mask in those screenshots.

 

[Nellie The Elephant]

Nomad she’s probably just spelt gonad wrong.

 

[geordiegirl]

Thank to @tete for the magnificent title!!

Quick roundup:

Still no bunkbeds
Our Salvador booked herself on a party boat in Egypt but made out she was invited to a birthday bash; she proceeded to be on her own most of the time, wear clothes that were inappropriate and made our day by shouting 'arrrrriiiiiibaaaaa' to the poor DJ on the boat
She 'missed' her flight and booked herself on a trip the 'pyrmids' (her spelling of them, not mine!)
Sal then was filmed by a bloke shouting at her to 'look sexy', 'turn' whilst walking on a wall
She then filmed herself at the airport in a wheelchair claiming she'd broken ribs, etc and will tell us when the time is right... we're still waiting. She was also allowed to fly home which is very bizarre as an airline probably wouldn't let you
Couple of days later her and her mate had bikins on, Val's upside down but her mate's was on correctly; her mate was then shown with her bikini upside down so must have to succumbed to Val's expertise on that area
We still don't know how the camel attacked her but good on it!
She wore her stinky gym kit to a restaurant straight after the gym
She still looks like a choc ice

As you were peeps!

Prev thread here:

Sallie Axl #47 Tuebrook Trotter and the tale of the 12 holidays

Thanks to @Lyla001 for the new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-46-zero-hour-contract-mum-in-london-again-to-take-it-up-the.28944/ Round up: We think she’s off to Egypt but fuck knows 🤷🏻‍♀️ As you were!

tattle.life

 

[Sir John Elton]

Can’t cope that we’re all here with the same receipt

 

[Tigger20]

Oh dear.