Sallie Axl #44 Salvador Sali and the Curious Case of the Clot

[wiganuser]

Nooooo stop it I can’t cope it’s nice she’s suddenly remembered she’s got two daughters though well done on that front! Claiming she’s bringing her children up not to judge anyone. I don’t think she’s twigged she’s not bringing her children up at all and she hasn’t for the last few years and probably has no intention of ever doing so again. If she’s so done with the UK why doesn’t she take herself off to live elsewhere Let’s hope she doesn’t forget to to pack her kids bags when she’s packing hers.
Ps. Doesn’t her phone have a spell check

It's when she harps on about her love for travelling and seeing different cultures and people
Booking a £9.99 Ryanair flight and the odd business class flight to get shat on hardly makes her some bleeping advocate for world peace.
Her poor girls, growing up in this terrible world eh. I'm sure being witness to her mum taking coke, stabbing their dad with scissors and being stripped of parental rights is more damaging to them.

 

[Smol52]

I wasn’t there for the meltdown and wish she would it again

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Wtf is bluenose

Dunno about a blue nose. She’s got a blue waffle

 

[dontevenknowwhattoput]

She annoys me the way she preaches all this because the people who genuinely live the way she claims to, dont feel the need to brag about it because they're usually not that big on selling your kate nash on onlyfans

 

[Hamburglar]

Just saving this one on the thread for future reference. Possibly my favourite Sal quote of all time

This made me actually howl

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Just caught up on yesterday's rants. She was well on the marching powder

Monumental bleep

 

[Retro80s]

She annoys me the way she preaches all this because the people who genuinely live the way she claims to, dont feel the need to brag about it because they're usually not that big on selling your kate nash on onlyfans

Kate Nash hahaaaa

 

[salliesAxeWound]

LAST MONTH DUBAI TO SELL HER MINGE, THIS MONTH A FOREIGN POLICY EXPERT & BADLY CRINGE.

NEW TITLE SUGGESTION.

 

[ladymanc221]

I only read half of Sal's war rants yesterday had to stop as my head was going to explode and I would rather eat my own kidney with a rusty spoon then carry on so much to say on it just CBA tbh, but all i know is that witch needs some serious bleeping help

 

[Ethel's little Willy]

Can just imagine Sal on her stories...

"Does anyone know the insta of the Taliban boss? Wanna see what they're up to"

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Can just imagine Sal on her stories...

"Does anyone know the insta of the Taliban boss? Wanna see what they're up to"

He might even be up for a bit of scatty action with our classy Sal.

 

[Retro80s]

He might even be up for a bit of scatty action with our classy Sal.

Don’t give her any ideas!

#Saliban

 

[dontevenknowwhattoput]

Don’t give her any ideas!

#Saliban

Love this

 

[observerisshe]

#45 Send Salvator to war to give Putin what for! Fuelled with marching powder and Taliban shaking to the core!

 

[Lonewolf]

The nic names for her on here you lot come up with have me dead swear to god hahahahaha

 

[Its_Me]

What

 

[MustardCactus]

That caption has absolutely creased me

 

[Retro80s]

What

That was their tagline years ago wasn’t it

 

[Its_Me]

That was their tagline years ago wasn’t it

Yes that’s why it’s hilarious

 

[ladymanc221]

Awwww poor Sal is ill in bed again (my heart bleeds not) you could set your alarm to every time she gets ill when she is home after going away just what is the bleeping point #mardarse I have had a bad headache for 3 days and soldiered on, no choice washing, ironing, cleaning, shopping homework etc.. and got soaked twice today on the school run because that is what real Mum's do #turnitin