Oh bloody hell I thought that was from the spoof account
Sallie Axl #44 Salvador Sali and the Curious Case of the Clot
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She can’t even spell business
Hopefully it's a filler dissolving company because those lips
How does she think they look good?!
She should invest in some grammar and comprehension lessons and not a bleeping LV diary, my 7 year old can write more coherent than her FFS.
She has a hole in the knee of her trousers / leggings. Her ramblings are in broken English. She is just a complete car crash. I’ve started to feel sorry for her at times as she is desperate to be something she can never be.
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She looks fuckin awful
That live was CHAOTIC.
Also what I found SO UNNERVING was that OTT fake flirt with someone in the background and she was all LOUD laughter, smiles, sultry eyes lol and then she turned the camera and it all just DROPPED. Her face was immediate neutral.
I found that really fuckin creepy
Also what I found SO UNNERVING was that OTT fake flirt with someone in the background and she was all LOUD laughter, smiles, sultry eyes lol and then she turned the camera and it all just DROPPED. Her face was immediate neutral.
I found that really fuckin creepy
I forgot, she’s also going to start DJ’ing again, she was Shazamming all the songs in tulum and she’s gonna put sick lyrics over them.
Live update:
She’s only going to Miami as the girls will be away with their dads.
She’s doing a few days in LA to see friends when in Miami.
The extra days in Dubia were wasted as it was apparently due to Covid test issues (I think that’s what she was saying) even though she was out on the piss with her new airport besties in those days.
Done loads but only put on close friends insta.
She’s taking the kids away over Easter.
She had a chill time in Dubia as she doesn’t think it’s appropriate to be be out clubbing 24/7/365.
Though one night she got in at 11am.
Booked the panoramic suite in the Burj via Booking. Com.
She’s missing Marco Carrolla’s birthday in London on the weekend cos ‘you know, I gotta see my kids’. SHE LOOKED DEVASTATED AT THIS.
Said if she had got back on Tuesday like she had planned she’d have gone to London for the weekend for it.
As someone else said she mentioned she knows she needs lots of therapy and stability is key
Also asked why she can’t travel around all the time
Think that was it, and now I’m 25 mins behind my spreadsheet I’m working on
Rat Gerls night out when it happensI forgot, she’s also going to start DJ’ing again, she was Shazamming all the songs in tulum and she’s gonna put sick lyrics over them.
The only time i would willingly give her money is to laugh in her choc ice face
What the duck are those teeth and lips 
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I wish I could like all over that fake Instagram Salli account, it’s very funny!
Gosh me too! It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long while
Pack it in man Haha I have just popped my clogs hahhaa sucked the leather off a couch hahhahhaha deadFull on coke bloat and looking like she's sucked the leather of a couch with those sausage lips
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I can hardly breathe with laughing here !
I AM THE WORD LIVING
ffs & I am free.Please stop Val. You’re such a joker
Damn it, missed the live. Screenshots are scary, she looks fucked 
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How does she have the actual NERVE to pretend she looks like that on the right??!From filter to face tune
Couldn’t understand a word she was saying. All eye bleeping herself and kept hi babe. Yeah and no one was even talking hahahahaha 50 viewers tops
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