O/T but kind of on topic
I was in Dubai last september and was at a beach club brunch
It was hot but too hot to eat outside and me and my husband were sitting by the windows inside over looking the beach
It was Nikki Beach club and you need to book in advance anyway this oldish man pollled up with this lady
As they hadn’t booked, they sat them outside
It was obvious that she was an escort, although not OTT how she looked like stabby, she was probably abit younger than me about 40 ish
He was about 60, very overweight, dressed in sports direct specials and was obviously having a blow out on his wages
As it was so hot and they were sitting outside, he was getting sweatier and I was just like just no way has she got to go with that and as part of her ‘job’ she was ‘complimentary’ to him
![Nauseated face :nauseated_face: 🤢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f922.png)
throughout the brunch
By the end of the brunch, they both got up and walked past us inside, he was literally one sweaty mess, she looked abit melted
But the actual state and stink of him ( maybe he would get a shower before doing the deed)
I wouldn’t be cut out to be an escort
I’d be legging it out of the toilet window let alone before they started doing any porta potty stuff
Sorry rambling… as I say OT but oh god no
bleeping way
Sooner clean
tit up at minimum wage than eat it to be able to afford a RR on finance