Sallie Axl #36 Neighhhhh class and a square ass

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Weezaweeza

Ffs the party’s cancelled??! I’d just got my hospital gown done up as well! I was coming as fake heel implants for attention Sal
 
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Cagayu

ladymanc221 said:
It looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get up some poor bastards are gonna get a right eyeful #crustyflapcatchers
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She’ll have to peel her flaps off the sides of that crotch seam
 
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ladymanc221

God, can you imagine if anyone ever did a lie detector on Sal? she would blow the machine up #billybullshitter #getjezzaonthecase
 
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LilBoPeep

wiganuser said:
Fucking hell, she looks like dawn ward melted welly face
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"melted welly face" I can't breathe. What the actual hell. Melted welly lol that's the funniest comparison I've ever heard for a face. A melted welly.

But so bloody true hahahhahahahahah
 
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Cady1954

So what am I expected to tell the Mexican cartel now Sal? They're not easy people to placate you know? Fuck sake man Ill be dead in a ditch tomorrow.
 
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ladymanc221

wiganuser said:
That heel surgery still makes me scream to this day, especially when someone said it was taken on the hollyoaks set
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Stop it, She really is a fucking weapon screaming for attention, bloody hell Hollyoaks must have been on a boring down day to let her anywhere near?

LilBoPeep said:
"melted welly face" I can't breathe. What the actual hell. Melted welly lol that's the funniest comparison I've ever heard for a face. A melted welly.

But so bloody true hahahhahahahahah
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A melted welly with jizz encrusted in it
 
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ladymanc221

She forgot about her kids too and I think she has been on the sniff tonight her insta stories are bizarre
 
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Hamburglar

ladymanc221 said:
It looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get up some poor bastards are gonna get a right eyeful #crustyflapcatchers
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Shes nicked me crusty denim batty riders what am I gonna wear now!
 
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FruityTooty

The house warmer has been cancelled? But I’ve had surgery on my left eye to make it smaller for the occasion
 
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Lan70

You lot make my fucking life better I’m actually crying again and snorting at this housewarming party crack !!!
Has She acknowledged that it’s meant to be today ??? or are we just gonna carry on the bullshit n Dreams Val ?? she never fails does she xxx
 
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Cagayu

Sal is really annoying me with the walk to the mirror and then angling her leg in such a way it makes her look like she has an arse.
 
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