Sallie Axl #25 I’m Sallie Axl it’s all about ME, I sell my crab flaps for 50p

[Feska]

She’s not drinking for a week then doing a ceremony with a Sharman because she thinks she has an ego and is conflicted with herself. Who’s she trying to kid! She’s been saying for weeks now she’s in the best place she’s ever been mentally and spiritually. She’s a smelly mess. An utter lost cause. Her ego is the size of a planet and always will be. And Sally stop pushing that big bubble backside towards the camera at every opportunity you look ridiculous especially when you look over your shoulder at the camera. Saddo!

 

[PrincessP]

Makes me laugh every time she’s out brassing / filming porn she posts about being sexually free, like she’s from some women’s liberation movement in the 1960s, fighting for equality. Call a spade a spade Sal only person you are kidding is yourself love.

edited to add - A few weeks ago she posted about not using filters anymore, yet she’s morphed herself into a different person on her grid post what is wrong with her?!

 

[GollyGosh]

Look at that swollen coke bloat face
She always thinks she looks good for 34. Her face is like a 75 year old man's scrotum and let's not even start on that bleeping lank mess of extensions, shes ROTTEN!

Where is this bleeping mate of hers, defo gonna be some fall out, come on Sal

She looks truly terrible here even with the filter. Can’t she see that the fillers now age you as you get older.

Also she is going on about her ego again so her and this Bella have deffo fallen out they haven’t been together the whole time.

Recon Bella has seen the real nasty and stuck up side of canoe axl and how she thinks she is above everyone and distanced herself from her.

Bella is naturally pretty in the face. Can’t say the same for canoe.

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Hasn’t she taken any bobbles/clips with her? Her hair is a bleeping state.

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

I don’t know who she is, but her TikTok is just wow.

What’s her tiktok?

 

[QueenBarb2]

Dead
Will the real Choc ice please do a lunge jump?

If she’s really trying to crack this high flying escorting abroad stuff she needs to take better care of herself. That hair looks like it’s going to walk itself to a bin any fuckin minute.

hope the “staff” don’t walk in seeing her squat on uneven surfaces with Coke bloat

 

[Wkdbird]

Hope Bella joins us on here and spill the tea!!!

 

[Tracy Beaker]

Unrealistic life plans makes me laugh each time I see it

Question: does getting a shaman to rid you of your past life experience and set you on your true life path count as ‘unrealistic life plans’?

 

[Pansypotts]

Has she fallen out with Bella already?!

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

If nothing else, Ayahuasca Sal should be good for a laugh..

 

[Lan70]

Hasn’t she taken any bobbles/clips with her? Her hair is a bleeping state.

Probably not be shocked if the dirty little woman owns an extension brush man !!!

Dead
Will the real Choc ice please do a lunge jump?

If she’s really trying to crack this high flying escorting abroad stuff she needs to take better care of herself. That hair looks like it’s going to walk itself to a bin any fuckin minute.

hope the “staff” don’t walk in seeing her squat on uneven surfaces with Coke bloat

I will never understand why she feels the need to film her workouts

Sal!! no one gives a duck!!! Go and change ya knickers!!

Question: does getting a shaman to rid you of your past life experience and set you on your true life path count as ‘unrealistic life plans’?

Yes ???

It also means ... you get your kids back
A new car
Boss offices
New build house
The lot

 

[wiganuser]

Dead
Will the real Choc ice please do a lunge jump?

If she’s really trying to crack this high flying escorting abroad stuff she needs to take better care of herself. That hair looks like it’s going to walk itself to a bin any fuckin minute.

hope the “staff” don’t walk in seeing her squat on uneven surfaces with Coke bloat

bleeping slab of fudge

Imagine all these high class escorts who are stunning and you have Sal rocking up with the wonky eye, riddled hair and fishy fanny

 

[OR_tjf]

Dead
Will the real Choc ice please do a lunge jump?

If she’s really trying to crack this high flying escorting abroad stuff she needs to take better care of herself. That hair looks like it’s going to walk itself to a bin any fuckin minute.

hope the “staff” don’t walk in seeing her squat on uneven surfaces with Coke bloat

Honest to god the squatting on two different level surfaces made me eye roll so hard she has no bleeping clue at all, hope her OAP knees buckle soon so we don’t have to watch this tit

But she’s an ‘InFlUeNcEr’ so she’ll probably be releasing her own prozzy workout guide on how to keep your plastic ass in shape - with further guidance on how to pretend you’re only 30 when you’re fast approaching 35
I’d be mortified if I was her age trying to compete with the 18-25 year old ‘sexually free’ women over there, pretending to be in private parties having a ball (with no one)

 

[Tracy Beaker]

I’m running with it!
* The ‘EYYyyyyy’ was the first night in a club
* The neon bikini was a lime coloured bandeau-style thing yesterday
* Unrealistic life plans was for thinking that a Mexican shaman could cleanse you of all past mistakes and make you a whole new person ready to embark on a positive trajectory

I suspect some of the others have gone on behind the scenes but we need to see it! COME ON SAL

 

[Noteanoshade]

Does she brush her hair with a toffee apple? What the duck is happening at the back of that wig?!

 

[GollyGosh]

Also they definitely have hair dressers and beauticians in Tulum it’s full of the glitterati. But as we have seen from their budget airline seats they are too skint to have all that.
They have barely seen the outside of Tulum the whole time they have been there. I don’t see any luxury dinners or resorts on their instagrams. They are chained to the villas waiting for the fat old men to come back and shag them so they can pay the hotel.

I don’t see this as a 20k a month OF’s lifestyle. I mean 20k a month would mean businesses class. Dinners. Nice wine. And no Ali express clothing.

Everything about tuna is budget and bodged including her face ! She looks old tired and miserable over there. Hardly living her. Best life.

You can’t fly 50 thousand miles away from your problems tuna.

 

[wiganuser]

I’m running with it!
* The ‘EYYyyyyy’ was the first night in a club
* The neon bikini was a lime coloured bandeau-style thing yesterday
* Unrealistic life plans was for thinking that a Mexican shaman could cleanse you of all past mistakes and make you a whole new person ready to embark on a positive trajectory

I suspect some of the others have gone on behind the scenes but we need to see it! COME ON SAL

Cross chock ice (lunges) and coke bloat face off the list

 

[PianaInPyjamas]

If Bella has told her to duck off does that mean she's not filming any content at all? How is she going to convince people she's there for any other job than being a human flesh light for some greasy old men??

 

[Moonbaby09]

bleeping slab of fudge

Imagine all these high class escorts who are stunning and you have Sal rocking up with the wonky eye, riddled hair and fishy fanny

Guys paying like a piece of dirty skanky trash like Sal though. Especially these old businessmen .

 

[Lan70]

Also they definitely have hair dressers and beauticians in Tulum it’s full of the glitterati. But as we have seen from their budget airline seats they are too skint to have all that.
They have barely seen the outside of Tulum the whole time they have been there. I don’t see any luxury dinners or resorts on their instagrams. They are chained to the villas waiting for the fat old men to come back and shag them so they can pay the hotel.

I don’t see this as a 20k a month OF’s lifestyle. I mean 20k a month would mean businesses class. Dinners. Nice wine. And no Ali express clothing.

Everything about tuna is budget and bodged including her face ! She looks old tired and miserable over there. Hardly living her. Best life.

You can’t fly 50 thousand miles away from your problems tuna.

Exactly this !! Reckons she’s living her best life but InReality she’s Fucken skint !! Wearing 3 year old bikinis eating tuna out of a tin in her sweaty room in her villa/hut

actually that’s wrong ...
...some sweaty Mexicans eating a tin of tuna out of a can in her room