Sallie Axl #25 I’m Sallie Axl it’s all about ME, I sell my crab flaps for 50p

[plinky]

I’m fat but I have a really good career
It’s ok I can take it, I’m pretty happy not getting jizzed on by an old bloke in socks and havianas

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

I mean i'll be honest, would I rather be in Mexico right now than sat at my desk, yes probably. But I can confirm there would be no jizz on me and nothing being shoved up my arse.

 

[Tigger20]

Not fat.
Not jealous.
Have two degrees, a graduate diploma and am a director of three companies.

I’m setting up the armchair and grabbing a beer.

 

[pardonme]

Oh it's only 6am over there... we've a while to wait until they resurface

 

[Dot_Cotton]

I missed last years tour so I am well looking forward to this. Not being funny but she can’t honestly believe that anyone could envy her lifestyle. Honestly with some influencers you can look and think “They’re a dick but their house is nice though”. Sal literally has nothing we could be jealous of. I would rather never leave my house again than get pounded by those sweaty bastards or “staff” as Sal likes to call them. Don’t care how much they are paying.

 

[waffle maker]

I weigh more than Sallie but I have a great job and my own car and my kids live with me, I’ve also never stabbed my husband in almost 25 years of marriage so…

 

[PianaInPyjamas]

it's time for sal to drop "advocate for womAn" out of her bio as fast as she did "momma" if she's going back to her old cunty ways

i'm proud of every single one of you even if you don't have ali express fanny flossers on & the fakest arses this side of the atlantic, you're all beauts to me

 

[Rraaaattttt ggeerrrrrllll]

I’m fuming we have all lost our little sombrero hats on our pics now that Sal has gone to Mexico how can we can get them back, to show our support for her trip

 

[trollinhell]

Girls, we are all so much better than she will ever ever ever be. Fat, thin, tall, skint, rich, career gal, dog mum, doting mum... whatever we all are behind these accounts I can guarantee we are all better than she will ever be. We have more integrity than she has elastic in her fishy thongs.

she’s literally flown across the world to film porn, left her two kids, to. film.porn.

proper sket

 

[NB14]

isnt it the school term? How can her mum take the kids away? Where’s she gone? She’s full of tit!
I had to switch off the live, she’s wired, couldn’t keep still, eye bleeping herself, the big bleeping fraud.

Absolutely this....I don’t believe for minute her Mum has taken her kids away! It’s the middle of the term! There is a weeks holiday coming up end of month so they may well be going away then but not now surely! She really is a disgrace of a human and don’t actually think she deserves the title of Mother!

 

[Cady1954]

She's abroad
Let's get the show on the road

Here's to the next meltdowns, falling out and being fisted up the hole

She is so irritating on that live, feel sorry for Mexico with those two ugly tramps in it. Hoping it's crocodile season

Ha ha eeee that's awful but dead funny

Apologies, didn’t realise their was a Tattle ban on mentioning them-it was just in jest on how the Peru 2 were reported on.
Can’t seem to delete post, so do feel free to report it.

Is there at tattle ban on mentioning The Sun? I didn't realise sorry if I mentioned it elsewhere admin.

Working already

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Sal it's 'our' not 'are'

Would love to know who marked your English exam paper

Kate Hayes??

 

[Queenie Pop]

Anyone buzzing old Sal is on tour again her stories were getting bit dull.

Surely there needs to be some sort of fish taco joke in the next thread title in honour of her Mexican adventure ...

Thread title:

trout-touting about in Mexico, arriba! smell Sals haddock taco

 

[plinky]

We are all here for whatever goes down, sometimes I would like to thank Sal for the entertainment value

can we have Sal bingo please

 

[Whatstheteasis]

Gutted I have to head back out to work Hope I don’t miss any lives

 

[QueenBarb2]

Awww..

Stabby, if convincing yourself we are all fat underachieving ogres makes you feel better abar your lonely tit child free Life, you think that girl

I am bleeping LIVING for her being abroad again, she must be made up someone else is buying her food for 2 weeks - I bet she was getting sick of crab sticks and eggs on her budget.

Let the rap battles, drug smuggling and friend fall outs COMMENCE!

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

Well if she’s flown through Turkey, she’s fucked!! It’s been added to the red list!!

 

[laughing]

Our (are) Sal,

You need to make a bit more money, you have to go into quarantine on your return to England for two weeks.

Lots of love

 

[ksr96]

Well if she’s flown through Turkey, she’s fucked!! It’s been added to the red list!!

 

[OR_tjf]

New thread suggestion
‘Rat gerlz on tour 2021’ Sal’s off to get bummed, is still worlds shittest mum’

 

[Weezaweeza]

We are all here for whatever goes down, sometimes I would like to thank Sal for the entertainment value

can we have Sal bingo please

I never normally comment but Sal bingo is brilliant! The bucket hat