Sallie Axl #14 Side salad Sal obsessed with this page, she really needs to act her age

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Wee Boujee Hobbit

LittleMissNosyG said:
Apart from Sallie’s lips have you seen anything more horrific than the tacky pink bow pelmet OMG so vile
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When I moved in to a bungalow about 12 years ago, every window had a pelmet. As I pulled them down fucking millions of gigantic spiders fell out. They lived behind all the pelmets. I'm terrified of spiders and the thought of a pelmet makes me sick now
 
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Kent

Lurkymclurkinson1 said:
No I was the same, had 0.5 and cried to my Mum I had duck lips. Anyone filling lips like that doesn't take any pride in their work, because I wouldn't Soggy sals prolapsed anus promoting and advertising my work
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I have never in my life seen or heard about ‘pelmets’ before. So I would like to take this moment to thank Sallie for expanding my vocabulary and knowledge about these unique interior design accessories that clearly cater to a niche market. Every day is a school day
 
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LittleMissNosyG

Jesus these really are vile does someone want to volunteer to pay for an eye test?
 
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Prinxo

Im just catching up but same i was going for Turkey teeth im only mid 20’s then decided agaisnt them as my teeth are ok and got bonding 2 years later they look like i started and need redoing i dont have the money to pay every couple of years
 
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gigi_93

Her face is terrifying, I’ve only been off this thread for about a month and her face was bad enough then...I’ve come back and she looks like an actual melted welly. Bride of Wildenstein 2.0
 
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Riareal

Oh yes the pelmets (with love) that keep popping up. She promotes the most random bollocks on her stories doesn’t she. who the right side of the last 3 decades would want to have those monstrosities put up and not ripped down?!

Every time I see them they remind me of an old school friends mum, used to go round there for a glass of squash on the walk home from school as her house was on the way to mine. Her mum also had pelmets round all the windows. She would be sat there smoking her Lambert and Butlers watching QVC all day and used collect those creepy china head dolls with the frilly dresses and have shit loads of them sat round on the window sill under the pelmets - all nicotine stained and dust gathering with cobwebs. That whole set up started to creep me out so much I would walk the rest of the way home parched rather than have to go in her house again
 
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Scrappy coco

Two of the young girls at work overheard me saying to a friend "do the pelmets match the curtains" and they were baffled 1. By the phrase 2. They had no idea what a pelmet was!

Try explaining to two 17 years olds what it is, "ehhh it's like a mini skirt that your curtains wear"
 
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wiganuser

Knew I've seen someone with pelmets before. Paris Fury's house, complete with a corner cabinet of crockery and patterned carpets like a 90s nightmare

Sal's dream house is this
 

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Staple

The new house we are buying has been pelmet-ed to death, so I will possibly rip them off the wall (duck away from the shower of spiders) and offer them up to Sal if the current owner doesn’t hopefully just take them all with her.

Those lips, I can’t get over how awful they look. Especially when covered in jizzy lip gloss.
 
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Zantezoo

It amazing me that in England any Tom, Dick or Harry can train to butcher peoples lips. Don’t get me wrong there are obviously decent people who don’t just pump it in to get more ££.

In Scotland it’s so regulated only medical professionals can do it / nurses, doctors, dentists. And where they do it from is also audited so it can’t be done out of your bedroom, must be done in an approved salon etc.
 
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verbalkint

I have no idea what the above comment means but I laughed and trumped really loud. :O Did a sly look around to see if I'd been rumbled but remembered partner and kids are on the school run so I've dodged that one
 
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PeaceAndPaws

“I was seriously dying of depression when I came back from Dubai, but I feel so much better now...”

Thats not how depression works you melt. You had the fear
 
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Piff paff puff

The problem is if she decides to go smaller would the skin be overstretched like it was
wiganuser said:
Knew I've seen someone with pelmets before. Paris Fury's house, complete with a corner cabinet of crockery and patterned carpets like a 90s nightmare

Sal's dream house is this
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I think they're traveller's, like I said a few post back they're the only people I could imagine having them!
 
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Howarewe

Piff paff puff said:
The problem is if she decides to go smaller would the skin be overstretched like it was

I think they're traveller's, like I said a few post back they're the only people I could imagine having them!
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They are travellers. But the curtains in them pics are not pelmets. Aren’t they called swags or something? We had them years ago after my mum done a night school class on curtain making
Edited to add - just googled it. They are swags and tails. Pelmets are different
I actually really like pelmets
 
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Boobooblublu

Howarewe said:
Am I the only person that likes pelmets


Edited to add - sals lips are still vile - pass it on
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Don’t tell anyone *looks around furtively* but I have pelmets. Maybe it’s a Liverpool thing?

That thing about the spiders has given me the heebiejeebies though. I’m terrified of them.
 
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Howarewe

Boobooblublu said:
Don’t tell anyone *looks around furtively* but I have pelmets. Maybe it’s a Liverpool thing?

That thing about the spiders has given me the heebiejeebies though. I’m terrified of them.
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I got someone out to make pelmets for me and they talked me in to getting puffball curtains made instead. But I still love pelmets
 
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