In my experience the most (theoretically) festival-ending fanny situations were the result of antibiotics. It literally felt like all bacteria had been sucked out of there, worst yeast infection of my life.But antibiotics cause fanny thrush?
iDK why you’d need antibiotics for the foof unless it was infected with gonhorrea or similar
Her thing is cystitis (why do I know this though!)... and I just don't understand why she always has it... and how it can get so bad so fast that she'd need antibiotics for a weekend away. I've cleared up many a UTI by drinking absurd amounts of water... though that's not terribly convenient at a festival, I guess.