Sali Hughes #53 Everything is Washable, but apparently nothing is ironable

HotesTilaire · Sep 17, 2022

Jelly Bean said:
Omg it really is her
Once pointed out you can't unsee it.
She really is desperate isn't she?

Be careful. She is vicious in tracking people down. She'll be livid there has been a leak. And such an embarrassing needy one

Two reviews mis spell Mrs Beaton edit Vali beaton me to it

melfish · Sep 17, 2022

Two more five-star reviews. Go, Sali's fb friends!

Sideboard Bob · Sep 17, 2022

Valiofthedolls said:
Has left a single review on Amazon. One. Five stars for Sali’s book. Any of this sound familiar/like anyone you know?!

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I have long been a fan of comforting books.

ETA also interesting that in those glowing five star reviews there are two with the same misspelling of Mrs Beeton

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She’s just utterly pathetic.

The part of the review that says “it’s not patronising or condescending“ - did anyone else read it in the same tone of voice from the Freaky Friday video?

hollyfairy · Sep 17, 2022

Hello! New to posting here but long time reader! Did the book get any reviews in the weekend papers (I haven’t seen any!)?

Valiofthedolls · Sep 17, 2022

Sideboard Bob said:
The part of the review that says “it’s not patronising or condescending“ - did anyone else read it in the same tone of voice from the Freaky Friday video?

I love that she “devoured it” yesterday. Just like a “get in me” jacket potato.

Jelly Bean · Sep 17, 2022

hollyfairy said:
Hello! New to posting here but long time reader! Did the book get any reviews in the weekend papers (I haven’t seen any!)?

Not yet. Maybe in the Sundays?
Btw welcome to the cave! x

Houseplantkiller · Sep 17, 2022

Omg that fried egg on naan bread insta post has me cringing for her.
‘I regret nothing’
Why would you regret it ? It’s an egg on some bread hun. Literally nobody cares.

DianeAbbotsMojito · Sep 17, 2022

Janet Snakehole said:
Even if the 3 bad Amazon reviews were from here Netgalley are all negative and aren’t they from verified reviewers working in the industry?

duck knows but your username gets a five star review from me!

Mselvista · Sep 17, 2022

The truth being her mates (at 5 pretty easily identifable associates of hers) are skewing the reviews. I have no idea if this was always planned but it's bleeping blatant and really embarassing.
She needs to find a way of dealing with the fact this place exists and she can't control that and reviews saying her book isn't very good are not trolling

Just setting up my Alexandra Belfield Amazon account to leave a scathing review. Oh, it seems I can't actually be arsed as I don't care about her book's rating or begrudge her any success. I suppose it's psychologically helpful to put any critism down to malice rather than perhaps accepting some people don't like your book.

lucylucyapplejuicy · Sep 17, 2022

Valiofthedolls said:
Couple of page screenies

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Her advising on how to have a wardrobe clearout is just laughable. Someone should advise her on how to have a modicum or self-awareness

ETA she also appears to be not entirely truthful about what she did and didn’t have in her wardrobe at the start of the pandemic. And why the F does she use the word “frock”? It’s such an affectation, like “posh lav”

Hang on a bit. ‘Ava, who’s an insufferable brat’. Hirons daughter is called Ava

This can’t be an accident, Hirons talks about her kids (by name) all the time

Mselvista · Sep 17, 2022

lucylucyapplejuicy said:
Yep! And She Here has said she’s a Magnum subscriber (I am too, he’s brilliant). This is plagiarism

Maintenance shag is from his advice too isn't it? She just called it m shag rather m sex

lucylucyapplejuicy · Sep 17, 2022

Mselvista said:
Maintenance shag is from his advice too isn't it? She just called it m shag rather m sex

I’m less sure about that, but I know he sold merch with ‘duck first’ on it. If she’s credited him then who cares, but if she hasn’t, that’s so dodgy

anais750185 · Sep 17, 2022

I was in a big Waterstones today and the book is nowhere to be seen. It wasn’t in the new releases so wasn’t sure what section it would be in (vanity projects by narcissists?) so looked in relevant sections but it was nowhere - must be sold out like the skin care?
Serious delusions of grandeur - orchestrated bad reviews by her trolls ie 3? duck off Sali, you’re ridiculous.

Apples87 · Sep 17, 2022

Valiofthedolls said:
I have long been a fan of comforting books.

I reckon it’s that kid that was consoling herself with Sallys queen book.

Simplemind · Sep 17, 2022

Sideboard Bob said:
The part of the review that says “it’s not patronising or condescending“ - did anyone else read it in the same tone of voice from the Freaky Friday video?

Yes but I think they were saying it’s not patronising or condescending because someone had posted a 1 star review saying it was. Dunno, just put some flowers in a vase and picked off all the leaves that would be submerged so thanks to Sali I did this

Jelly Bean · Sep 17, 2022

Really pissing me off she still calls online concerns and ridicule 'stalking'.
I really wish she would back up the stalking claims.
Just anything. Has she ever proved any stalking? Coming from here? I don't include the claims she *thought* posters here would follow her to Paris to push her under a train.

anais750185 · Sep 17, 2022

Unless there’s stuff she’s not made public, certainly nothing to back up stalking claims as far as I can tell. And absolutely zero stalking from The Thirty so she’s full of tit. Her girls need to stage an intervention instead of writing fake reviews.

ThisIsMyDragName · Sep 17, 2022

I’m sad we’re no longer a dragging site. I thought that made me a drag Queen. I have not and will not be leaving a fake review for the book (and I don’t believe for a second anyone here has done so). I’d honestly rather go around my house picking up every piece of fluff by hand than pull a stupid stunt like that. And I say that as a 100% authentic beef-faced, skid-marked, draggy troll.

Ive locked the cat flap, though. I’m no fool.

TriviaNewtonJohn · Sep 17, 2022

There would definitely be more reviews if it was a strategic effort. We're really tit trolls.

(I've had a quick look and can't find a thread title in the first few pages - has one won?)

Jelly Bean · Sep 17, 2022

TriviaNewtonJohn said:
There would definitely be more reviews if it was a strategic effort. We're really tit trolls.

(I've had a quick look and can't find a thread title in the first few pages - has one won?)

I can't see an actual nomination but I do like this from @TheSilverFox:
'How to Put on Knickers (every little mundane life lesson and hack you already know but I know it better)'