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I get wanting to look glowy - but that is just greasy.
I remember she did a photo shoot a while ago (Chanel?) where she was more matte and looked far better and softer imo. If I can be arsed I'll dig it out.
This showing off about how she loves to glow has irrationally annoyed me. For us greasy types, a controlled glow is not possible. Its either pure greaseball, or estee lauder doublewear to keep it under control and matte. Luckily ole sali gets to choose the amount of glow!
She's not greasy ok? She's the most youthful 46 year old ever with the PLUMPEST MOST GLOWING skin. And she's achieved this while still remaining an XXXXXS and eating ALL the crisps. GOD, anyone would think you lot were JEALOUS!
And on insta. And her and her husband are having a twitter conversation about it when they are probably sat next to each other in the same room - it's all just too hilarious! He buys crisps for 4 year olds so his tiny wife can eat them when she's in bed with the dog!
I’m sure @SqualorVictoria will remember much better than I can, but I have a strong feeling that our Sal has previously adopted a hardline cupcake-exclusionary stance. I have a feeling that cupcakes were too girly. Very much not a loaded-pistol-in-knickers style of cake.
I never heard the steak not cake thing but that doesn't even make sense, they're not remotely related! She might as well say beef Wellington, not apple pie for all the sense it makes
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