Sali and Dan were bored this morning and didn't know what to do with themselves....Omg I'm mortified for her.
Why put this stuff on the Internet?
I still can't get over the creepy aspect of your partner taking photos of you sleeping.
It may be normal, I've no idea other than my own experience and it definitely seems very odd to me.
The whole post smacks of desperation. Jack Monroe evokes her cat, Sali uses Sylvie when nothing else will cue twee replies.