The follow on article for me was Boris approaches IRA fuel smugglersThe shoes and jeans made me think of this
Investigation Launched To Find Out Where Rest Of Mens’ Trousers Have Gone
FASHION POLICE has launched an official investigation into the disappearance of the final few inches of mens' trousers, a full two years after members of the public first brought the troubling occurrence to the attention …waterfordwhispersnews.com