I imagine the only thing PP’s clothes are saying is “please wash or even replace me”.
Have you seen him? He looks like a sentient dirty laundry basket.
Have you seen him? He looks like a sentient dirty laundry basket.
She’s saying: (I précis)Can someone pls read that article and put me out of my misery. I don't think I can cope with any more bad news
I was thinking more Garth from Wayne's WorldShe looks like Jarvis Cocker in the latest photograph
OMG YES!I was thinking more Garth from Wayne's World
I had no idea who Moran was married to, but this description made me want to find out! One google later ... jesus. You're not wrong.I imagine the only thing PP’s clothes are saying is “please wash or even replace me”.
Have you seen him? He looks like a sentient dirty laundry basket.
I’m only speculating, but I’d guess he’s the kind of man that would tell you that you haven’t listened to the album enough if you said you weren’t a fan of (the Pixies/Radiohead/The Strokes/The Fall etc)I had no idea who Moran was married to, but this description made me want to find out! One google later ... jesus. You're not wrong.
Oh Little Sali, I, see you beneath, the flash of a pedicurists scalpel!Pioneer of Eau Dynamisante
(Little Sali, Little Sali)
They thought she was real Olfatic
(Little Sali, Little Sali)
She cried “Troll” if it wasn’t an arse-lick
(Little Sali, Little Sali)
BBC couldn’t see that was just her old schtick
Someone pays CM, Sali etc to write this endless dross about themselves and I honestly don't know why. Are we meant to identify with it? To find it a thrilling escape from our own mundane existences? To enjoy the exquisitely crafted mirth?She’s saying: (I précis)
“He looks like a sentient laundry basket which means a woman will think I don’t care enough about him to buy him presentable clothes so will steal him and marry him (?) because obviously it’s a wife’s job to take care of her husband’s appearance (??) and hohoho isn’t divorce amusing.
Also haha he looks like a homeless but I’m not taking the piss out of the homeless because he looks WORSE THAN a homeless (like he could catch and eat a pigeon for a snack lol). But we made up in time for tea and life is grand and the holey T-shirt went in the bin.
OhI went down a Caitlin rabbit hole and good Lord, I hadn’t seen this before. Yes, she was only 20 but jesus she takes crass to extremes. The bit about Cobain…
A day in the life of 20-year-old Caitlin Moran
A one-day diary, from morning menthol to 4am lights outwww.stylist.co.uk
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Absolute trashI went down a Caitlin rabbit hole and good Lord, I hadn’t seen this before. Yes, she was only 20 but jesus she takes crass to extremes. The bit about Cobain…
A day in the life of 20-year-old Caitlin Moran
A one-day diary, from morning menthol to 4am lights outwww.stylist.co.uk
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Still gurning after all these years!Ohso she’s always pulled the “I’m mad me” face.
He's actually more likely to rhapsidise about The Lilac Time or Aztec Camera.I’m only speculating, but I’d guess he’s the kind of man that would tell you that you haven’t listened to the album enough if you said you weren’t a fan of (the Pixies/Radiohead/The Strokes/The Fall etc)
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