I can picture it now
"My trolls are so relentless that one crashed rudely onto my Insta to denounce Brighton beach. This I took to heart because though I am from the Welsh Valleys, I now consider myself as Brightonian as the pier, the arcade and the Chili Pickle where I celebrated my wedding breakfast. To cast aspersions on this beach is a grave personal insult to me, in this place I have called home for a decade and a half. You can take the girl out of the Welsh Valleys but you can't take the Welsh Valley out of the girl, or so they say. I would counter that when you take the girl out of the Welsh Valleys and place her on a pebble-dashed seashore, that's where her heart and core will remain. Pebbles crunching underfoot a chunky Grenson boot, I simply couldn't countenance feeling at home anywhere else"
"My trolls are so relentless that one crashed rudely onto my Insta to denounce Brighton beach. This I took to heart because though I am from the Welsh Valleys, I now consider myself as Brightonian as the pier, the arcade and the Chili Pickle where I celebrated my wedding breakfast. To cast aspersions on this beach is a grave personal insult to me, in this place I have called home for a decade and a half. You can take the girl out of the Welsh Valleys but you can't take the Welsh Valley out of the girl, or so they say. I would counter that when you take the girl out of the Welsh Valleys and place her on a pebble-dashed seashore, that's where her heart and core will remain. Pebbles crunching underfoot a chunky Grenson boot, I simply couldn't countenance feeling at home anywhere else"