Specifically trying to hook in her older demographic for them, too. This could be your chance to enter in to the youthful world of Glossier....you old hags!I think we all knew Glo$$i€r would $om€how make an app€Aranc€.
Oh My Good God
I got a sample of this. It smelled like grannies.most ott perfume description ever:
SCENT OF A DREAM Darlings, I have created a one-of-a-kind ‘floral chypre' perfume harmony that IGNITES a mind-altering fleurotic frequency. Featuring a blend of JOY top notes including Lemon, Peach and Black Pepper, ‘FLEUROTIC’ heart notes of Jasmine, Frankincense, Tuberose and Violet, plus MAGIC MOLECULE base notes of Fire Tree, Iso E Super, Patchouli and Ambroxan. It attracts LOVE, LIGHT, POWER, POSITIVITY and SEX to the wearer!
spot on. Suzie Dent she is not.Remember the episode of 'Friends' where Joey was trying to make Chandler and Monica look good for the adoption agency, so he used an online thesaurus to write a letter that made absolutely no sense whatsoever?
I think Sali's used that same thesaurus for today's column.
It attracts LOVE, LIGHT, POWER, POSITIVITY and SEX to the wearer!
I lolled at the photo! The closed eyes and bored expression = contempt"olfactory onanism"
Best column ever! A really well written parody!
And the photo...
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